the 600rr is garbage for the lots, and dont finance a pretty bike with out a steady job...also dont finance a bike since u kno ur just going to crash it....and the fact that u think that once u get a job of sumsort in june that ull have $$ for a 600rr all the stuntstuff, gas, etc, and a bike payment....not only makes me think ur stupid, but that u kno nuthing about $$....get educated first ya ****

 

I was riding my ZX10 today, at first. It made a noise. I ignored it. It turned out to be low on bumper fluid. So I pushed it to 487 mph down a one way road in 3rd gear. When I let off, a donkey walked out infront of me - I had to choice but to roll a 400 foot stopie before I hit said donkie. I flew 200 feet and landed on my head & tumbled to a stop. To my dismay the donkey stole My ZX10 and rode a seat stander down the bumpy back road. Now my parents that so obviously neglected me as a child offered to buy me a 600RR and a brand new R6. And when I say R6 and 600rr I mean a remote control motorcycle out of the sears xmas wish book. It's gonna be sick. For real. Believe me.

 

Blow it up dude. Burnout till the tire pops (80psi) then put it in neutral and duct tape the throttle.

Of course have cameras rolling.

 

If u lived around me...well I wouldnt be associated with u cuz u rode a 250 hahaha jk man...for real tho if ya did my buddy has a bunch of half sticks...a fitting end for a bike that stayed with ya for that long.

 

PS. Sarcasm was not harmed in said post. *****

 

......and you'll have it totaled in 6 months.

 

HA

 

Dear Michael "M". Said ***** does not have "said" bike. Not having such collateral its hard to tape said throttle open.

PS. Nice **** in ur S.USA avitar.

Sincerly. The reality police. Established 3/23/06

 

said ***** does have said 250 , which makes him said douchebag

 

Kelm lies as bad as Zunit spells. And believe me, thats bad.

(sorry zack - I know you spell really bad , but the lies from that kid are off the meter!)

Lets get some more pics from him. His eye's are as straight as Zunits spelling regiments!!!

 

i laughed out loud

 

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don't we all!!

 

This is another KELM or KLUMP of shait LIE we can just ignore....he is just getting a Hona Spree with 600rr Tags on it. Poss you can post up some more BS I am getting a Space Shuttle from NASA next week..........watch me endo it..........

 

A. do what mike said now!
B. finance a gixxer 750 for 13K like po dunk did..

 

you cant forget the fact that he wants to buy a salvaged bike but posted pictures on here becuase he couldnt figure out how to use a ratchet and socket to take off a nut

 

Alex here's your next bike:

 

thats a good one hahaha

 

im not sure whether to believe if this actually happened or not

 

please direct your attention to this previous thread from Kelm.

https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/40-female-riders/40379-anyone-va.html

Thank you.

 

haha thats awesome,thanks for the laugh