my mom takes my pics sometimes but usually forgets to press the button. haha, both my parents think its cool, my dad went out on my bike and showed me how to wheelie.

 

me: bend ova
ur mom: ok
me: thrust
ur mom: owe my ******* smacked the ground
me: ahahahahaha

 

kelms mom could sew you up a spine protector way cheaper than stuntragz


plus she has cheesecake

 

pffft....if i lived wth my mom she would throw my vids away.....

 

i had to keep my bike in a damn storge unit for months till one day she happened to see me walking in the ditch and stopped to see what the **** i was doing.....needless to say i was looking for the other half of my upper, headlight, and other crap that flew everywhere when looped out a spreader....i finally came clean and told her i had been having a bike and she ****in got back in her truck and left me there....i think she was happy i wrecked it cuz she wasnt that mad when i got home

 

but you're a ninja, shouldn't you have hidden it better?

 

and your a crotch rocket racer, shouldnt u be out dragging kneeeeeees???

 

WTF are you talking about? The United Nations, NATO, the President, and every other figure on this earth doesn't approve of you having a bike either.

 

<i stab people, 4 or 5 people everyday>

 

i love my mom, she is my camerawomen.... she thinks its cool i found a sport im so into, but my father just thinks im wastin money, tires and engines, basicly he is right, but oh well.....

 

I thought this was the newest stunt. this past summer almost everytime i went into town i saw someone riding on the tank. I think i even saw one kid riding down the street highchair. Its Fun to follow them to redlights

 

my mom can only watch the vids me and my bro invited her to comeout and watch one time and she almost had a heart attack, but then again if i did really slow stuff maybe she wouldnt have thought it was so dangerous but like i told her well the slow **** is boring and people like to watch more dangerous stuff :YEAH