Hahahah Thats Great

 

Yes that is funny. My techs. are not that funny.

 

WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.


IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The POINT?



DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

 

Chrsitmas in the gETto!!!




Twas Da Night Befo` Christmas



Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
and we all had smiles up on our grill

Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live
and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine

All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's--
well anyway

I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness
I said, for real doe, come check dis out
We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt

Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat
I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!

He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!
To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
and sippin on a 40, he busted a move
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!

But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.

he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
and busted the window with a b-ball bat
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"

His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old
He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.

A wink of his eye and a shine off his good toof
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome
To tap that booty waitin at home

and all I heard as he cruised outta sight
was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"

 

well, we know jbone isn't reading any of these....
anything more than 10 words and he's ready to throw his comp out the window

 

yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnn, *****es

 

Christmas= 4 day weekend..............New years= 4 day weekend.............
MLK Day= 4 day weekend..............


hmmmmm...work sucks.....

 

lol this is the funniest thing ever

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/napoleondynamite.html

 

warehouse olympics

http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00968.wmv

 

Check-out this Xbox360 MOTOGP 3-D Quicktime image.

http://www.planetxbox360.com/downloa...togp20063d.mov

After it downloads, make sure to rotate the bike & zoom-in.
Unreal detail - you can see the links on the chain & sprocket teeth...

 

it is 4 daytime doncha know!!!!

 

HEY! Yeah, there it is.

I have Khaki pants on today.

 

I just cooked for 50 retards here at work...BBQ "winger" style at Volvo today!!!

I heard it's suppose to snow possibly saturday night

 

PLS STFU

 

Do they make them in mens sizes Adam, or does your employer let you wear womens clothes to work....******!!!!

:

 

I wear a size 21 womens, with an extra small front, so I can split the nuggets and show off the banana to the ladies.

 

A mexican woman walked by us while I was cooking in the alley, and her pants were so tight, that her hoof looked like it was panting like a dog

 

hahahahaha her moose knuckle had it's tongue hanging out

oh and we don't say "Mexican" that's racist, we say "beaner"

 

...well she was Mexican. It's not racist to call someone mexican, when they are one. I know she had a name, but I didn;t want to know it or ask her for it. She had her hands full with the panting hoof....I wanted no part in it at all.

 

thats some funny sheeeet