here's a joke i saw today...


Road Kill :

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night.
The wife asks her husband to stop the car, there was a baby
skunk lying at the side of the road. So she got out to see if it
was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, " it's nearly
frozen to death, can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it
go in the morning?" He then replies to her, "ok, get it into the car."
She asks him, "where shall I put it to get warm?" He says, "put it
between your legs, it's warm there." She says, "what about the smell?"
Husband replies, "just hold it's nose!"

 

interesting and funny too