Patrick is looking for a tech guru with these qualifications:

you have to be efficient in the following:
- Adobe Premeire 6.0
- Website development program
- DVD authorization/Editing
- Capturing IEEE-1394 compatible video device
- Windows XP
- Internet savvy

Other qualifications:
- be on call 24 hours a day 7 days a week
- occasionally drive out of town
- provide your own transportation, without falling asleep at the wheel
- have to be able to stare at Patrick’s sexy body all day without getting distracted.

Other objections might include:
- fixing his computer
- petting his fat cute dog
- eating steak and rice all the time
- drinking an *** load of Red Bull

Salary requirements are as follows:
- work for free
- gas money will be taken care of.

If you meet all the necessary requirements then YOU TOO can have a job with the Hucklebuck himself, yes the one and only Patrick Stephens!!!!!! Applications are now being accepted at www.patrickstephensfreestyle.com. Serious inquiries only.

HAHAHAHAHAHA j/k pat. lololol

 

oh tanner you forgot.

* preferably have a split tale instead of a ding dong **


oh yea and fake ones

lol

 

oh yeah, i was gonna put "women only, w/ large hooters and has been seen in 3 or more pornos"

lololol

and it's TANNAR, with an A, no E, T-A-N-N-A-R, get it RIGHT for the LAST TIME YOU BAG OF MUSCLES! hahaha

 

ok sorry there taner

 

haha ****er.

lololol

 

man, no one has applied for the position yet. maybe.... free PSF T-shirts...? he'll throw them in!

 

these are also some positions available with Patrick Stephens Freestyle Marketing and Promotions Dept!!!!!!

:eatya :happyguy :SPLAT: :jerkoff :boobies: :head :sixtynine

oh yeah, and have to wear some sort of costume from time to time, on demand!!!

preferably animal costumes!!!

 

yeah david is known for bein' pat's "personal servant" ehh?? lol ya'll got something real special together, everyone just loves it.... we all see the connection when you 2 are together. ya'lls marriage will last a long time. hahahaha

 

hater!

its ok tannEr.......no really, its ok....

your just a part timer!!

ive got the full time job!!

 

lol that's funny.... hey have you seen the new SBH teaser? with patrick all in it? didnt patrick start SBH??? on the end credits it says the founders were greg and some other guy.... hmmm....

 

F.Y.I. FOUNDERS SBH- DWANYNE RUSH, DANIEL"DC"CRAWFORD. AT LEAST THATS WHAT I SEE...

 

i know that but didnt patrick start SBH?

 

hey guys, no more b.s. about sbh! you two guys werent around and dont know when it started...they are still good friends ....so leave it at that..post up dumb shyte somewhere else about s.b.h., not on pats forum.....thank you

 

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uhhh. who are YOU to say this ****? isn't that pat's place to put that ****? and i was asking for a REASON, because i wanted to KNOW but since that's too much to ask, i guess i won't post anymore on here.... HAHAHAHAHAH JUST KIDDING DAVID!..... i'm drunk anyways.... lol lata ****.

 

david, he started it,I was trying to shut him up!!!!!!!!!!

 

put your foot up your asses!!!!!!!!! you rat terds!!!!!

 

whatever David!!!!!!!!!!!!It was only a ? Don't forget I do your hair,and I can really jack it up!!! haha! (Sheila)

 

hey shiela how much do you charge to straigten hair?

 

yours or David's? lol sheila

 

mine.... i my pubes have been curly for 21 years now and i'm tired of it.