I started a new thread. Let have a battle. Let the games begin

This for all the people that like to talk ****
well this the the thread to do it
my name is mr. gix you better watch out
cause i'm in this to win no doubt
There is no prize and no cash money
but some **** i'm gonna say is gonna get real funny
So bring it on bitches and let hear what you got
make it good make it funny make it real hot.
One fast hoagie i'm sure you got skill
so break it out and make that **** ill
Krazywhiterich bring it on tough
let me know when you had enough
break out a beat, break out ya skills
and when i break out don't run for the hills
it's all a big joke it's all about fun
so when it gets tough you better not run
bring it on back and make it real whack
cause i think all of your skills lack
Game on. Word to a mothf@cker.

 

This is definately a thread for :

 

homo

 

once a pon a time in 'zero four',
along came mr gix he was a *****,
rap'in sheep by day and chickens by night,
he thought his rymes where hella tight,
little did he know he lost the fight,
cause OFH came to set it right,
bitch bitch bitch whine and cry,
i never did understand why
perhaps it was his lack of socal skill.
that made this mother F****r so F***in ill.
he needs to go home and bust a chill
and pop one more of them happy pills
oh here comes mr gix he thinks he's cool
when stuntin time comes he sits and drules
i never even seen him ride a bike
but that dosn't stop the s**t from commin out his pipe,
someone needs to slap this cracker hoe
before he runs his mouth and is a no show.
so won't you come along and rap with me
insted you is hiding up a tree.
OFH will not turn his back and flee.
insted he will challenge thee.

beeoth. it's the best i could do at 2 am hooker
haha


i hope he knows this is for fun
don't want him busting out his big ol gun
and shootin at this honkey for fun.

 

OFH and your 1972 furball
i keep believe you have the gull
to talk smack about my riding skill
when in a race you know i kill
so anytime that you want to
get your whip and i will race you
you are just a nobody from Q-town
so if we race your gonna go down
you show up to all the shows
checkin out all the hoes
but we all know you got no game
cause your goofy *** is pretty lame
keep trying to front my rhymes moe
next time i will slap you like a hoe.

 

Well, here we go,
yall are just shmoes.
Trying to have rhythm,
trying to make a diddum.
Not one of you has the bass,
no one here can take my place.
If you’re hearing my song,
don’t get me wrong.
Mr. Gix has skills like hitting a gong.
Please don’t forget about Mrs. Gix,
her skills at bending rims … are the ****.
This is it for now, you know I gotta go,
I know yall are just dirty hoes.
So take this rhyme and stick it where the sun don’t shine.

Check it … ya heard?

 

Wow KWRich that was pretty lame
seems like you and the tool bag are about the same
your rhymes were weak
your style is beat
oh and Mrs. Gix don't bitch about
mud in her back seat
Sure she can bend a rim like nobody
And it pisses me off and makes my hands bloody
But i'm over it now it's no big deal
i guess i'll just have to buy another wheel
Anyway i got work to do so i'm gonna go back
b/c i don't test horns at a place called Mack

 

Guess it's about time, for me to speak out
Cause I'm reading this **** and it's making me doubt
The skillz you bums have cause you to sound whack
Don't make me come over there and give you a smack
I'll flow right past you guys like jumping a hurdle,
or I'll just get my Jeep and smash you like the turtle. ( :YEAH )
You guys type some **** and think that your cool
When all who read know who's the fool
It sure ain't the Grape, cause he's as can be,
I'll bring the Fox Terrior to bite off your knee.
You know this is fun but I gotta go,
and get back to workin and pimpin your hoe.
So later to Gix and Krazy White Rich,
and dido to hoagie you whiny little bitch!

 

here we go, its gonna be short and sweat
so yall better check before you think I'm beat

Once again I read these rhymes
and have to think
its just a waste of time
We got OFH and Mr. Gix,
you guys need to realize
your just a bunch of hicks
KWRich as the moderator,
only tryin to act like the hater.
Oh, lookey, lookey here,
Crazy Grape is trying to appear
There is one person i do not see
and thats KWBfan,
i wonder if shes over OFH
and finally found a real man!!!!!

 

watch out eminem, you ain't see **** compaired to thease white trash rappa's yo.

 

****, someone mention KWB FAN?
if so then u the man...
i knew someone would spit the name
im just gonna play along in this lilttle game...

u might think my rhymes r weak,
yeah right my brain wouldnt create such rhymes, even if my head sprung a leak...

just give me some verbs and adjectives
n ima drop **** on u like a sumo wrestler
who just ate a box of laxitives...

my name is kate
nonone can top this not even bill gates....
im the crazy bitch u see on the street ,
that scares u away n makes u weap...
i dont hate nor discriminate but **** with the K n ill eliminate.....

word up

 

Listen hear you big bunch of bitches,
this thread's so beat, it might need some stitches.

I dont see a cause for all the hate,
whats up gix, whats up OFH, whats up wit u kate.

When reality sets term for stupitity as this,
you'll all just make up, and kiss kiss kiss.

By the time you'll all realize, it'll be too late,
the whole time i've been ridin and avoidin this hate.

At home in a chair, your clothes soon will stop fittin,
while ridin my bike, sick tricks i've been hittin!!!

 

lol i love u guys! so funny

 

Kate Kate Kate
I wandered how long it would take for you to start in
No thread is missed by you that would be a sin
You say your the girl on the street
making everyone weep??
You must be riding your huffy again
cause your only like 10
You talk all this smack like you the number one stunta
But the only time you ride is when your with your brotha
I respect that b/c everyone was young
oh and OFH told me about that thing you do with your tongue
Hey KWTony nice to see you back
you say you've been riding i say that's whack
Maybe you have been son
and i'm sure it's fun
but my phone and broke yo
that fo damn sho
so next time your out hit up my number
and i will go with you after you wake from your slumber
Shiny side up whats up hoss??
Have you talked to that guy about my exhaust?
You say your rhymes are short and sweet
you say your D@#K reaches your feet
I say your wrong i know your dreaming
I saw it that night we were tag teamin :YEAH
Your still my boy even though your moving away
Oh and you say i'm a hick?? Your moving to Dingmans Ferray
Well i'm out for now, but i gots lot left
I might join the TV show with Redman and Meth.

 

Hey Mr. Gix, your rhymes are sick
and your right, we are all a bunch of hicks
about your exhaust
I call him so much its like the phone is ringing in my head
holy ****, I hope the kid aint dead
I remember that night that you called my bluff
You, me and one bitch as the chinese finger cuff
Oh and KWBFan
your right, I am the man
not because I dropped your name
Its all about the game

 

Well my exhaust is still bent
I have a D&D that someone lent
but that **** is so damn loud
you can hear me from miles around
I guess it couls be worse though
we could have hit that deer a week ago
All i could do is cover my head with my hands
once i was passed it i had to clean out my pants
But we still rode some good wheelies around the lake
oh and ofh i'm not a fake.
i'm for real
see me around i'm on one wheel.
I'm out.

 

Holy sh*t, what the F*ck
that was one big buck
we are lucky it got off its ***
or we would have been covered with rash
you and I were ridin around
tearin the **** out of the town
sometimes I ask, whats the deal
it seems like our bikes are always on one wheel
OFH should take a lesson
maybe we should hold a session
Anyway, got to go
must get back to smackin this hoe

 

Oh Mr. Gix if u only knew
about that big crush i had on yew...
but i went for OFH,
what a mistake that was,
he was an old fogie....
i talk alot of smack, no doubt about that...
i may not have a big street bike,
****, i gotta honda 50 n thats real tight...
I may be young, but like ya boy said i was good with the tounge,
so stop frontin, its all about fun...
nah mean? my little button?

oh and this is for shiny (kiss my ****in hiney)

August 14th, ill c u all...up in lehighton, itll be a ball,
if use gona be in the road move over....kates commin to town...its all gonna be ova!

 

KWBFan told me to kiss her ***
theres only one way to do that
and first she needs to get out of class

KWBFan, repeat after me:

Hi, my name is Kate
I tried to step up to the plate
but it seems that I strike out time after time
because shiny side up keeps throwin rhyme after rhyme

right back at ya!!!!

 

hi kids, my names shiny,
my face looks like my hiney
and my rhyms are slimy...

this gurl kate, shes high class
all her rhyms kick major ***
i wont **** with her anymore
ill end up shut down just like before....