Today I was at an exit off a highway. The light was backed up and there are 2 lanes. I went inbetween the two lanes and squeezed in about 2 cars behind the front car. I didnt speed through or anything. SO the guy behind me starts honking I raise my hands like what's yer problem (non threatening). No big deal. the light turns green and I go. He starts riding ***. I let him be for a minute. He starts riding my *** again. ok 1 more shot. He's still on my *** WTF?
so i go into the left lane and ask "what's yer f-ing problem?" were goin about 20mph at this point.
He replies "you like weaving in and out traffic?"
I say "you mean when I was filtering the traffic light?"
him "what about when you passed me"
me "what are you talking about?" he was referring to the same f-ing thing!!!
Him "Dont f*ck with me Ill beat your ***"
me "you'll beat my *** huh, you're a tough one" (in a sarcastic voice)
him "Im not kidding ....DOnt f with me" (Repeated)

a light bulb goes off in my head around 35 y/o clean cut. 20,000$ car. he's an f-ing cop.

Me. "What are you a stupid cop?"

him "dont make me pull you over right now"

me " Dont make it so Obvious"

looooooooooooool :YEAH

Anyone ever have an experience like this.

It seems like he was trying to get me to start a fight with him so he could beat me up and then have me arrested. I'm not trying to look too far into anything. I dont really care. Just felt like typing for a few minutes.

 

Ftp!!!!!

 

**** if he wants to go then go!

 

He would have def beat my ***

 

You have a helmet?........it makes a nice substitution for fist

 

the helmet might get in the way and not really be worth wearing because he can grab it and obstruct your vision / toss your noggin around... BUT.. if you're wearing carbon knuckled gloves...

i've met some nice cops.. and some jerks... this guys is the reason why people say FTP!!!!!

 

Exactly, I don't hate cops in general but these situations don't help very much.

 

If ya got carbon knuckles...pimp slap that **** wit ur gloves on!!! That is weird tho...Ive seen cops rev engines and **** at other cars, a few **** talkings but not usually not too much.

 

You could just take ur helmet off and slap em around with it like that. Maybe throw sum bows wit ur riding jacket on :YEAH