If shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)
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RIP Delores F.
Joined: May 2009
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From: Gotham City
If shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)
some idiot posted this on craigslist ahahahahahahahahaa
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/1236639016.html
Peeps! Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 24 bike in the last three weeks alone!
Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and **** and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things ******* suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some **** when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican ****. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.
PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike.
Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG!
Larry
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/1236639016.htmlPeeps! Due to high demand please be sure to contact me now. I rode 24 bike in the last three weeks alone!
Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and **** and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things ******* suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some **** when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican ****. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.
PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike.
Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG!
Larry
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Re: If shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)
Is this a joke? you ain't getting anywhere near my bike buddy...no ones looks better than me on it!!! Also bleach? I want a restraining order!!!
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Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 16
From: Omaha, NE, USA
Re: If shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)
Yeah wth? He looks like a child molester. He!! no would I let him anywhere near me or my bike. If I wanted to see how I look on my bike then ill have someone come videotape me, dude...
"bitchen"
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,388
From: in the DFDub.....TX
Re: If shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)
i dont know what all the fuss is about. sounds like an excelent service to me. 
ive always wanted to know how cool i look but pics of myself just arent doing it. i need to see somebody else look cool to see if i look cool.
:L OL
ive always wanted to know how cool i look but pics of myself just arent doing it. i need to see somebody else look cool to see if i look cool.:L OL 
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Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 855
From: Houston, Texas, USA
Re: If shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist! (NYC area)
someones playin around. Some of our NYC stunters should hit this dude up and see if he's legit. Sounds like another yyuttt uughhh video in the making. At least he didn't say anything about bustin a wheelie.. at least its entertainment
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