WTF is this?
10-30-2008, 09:56 PM
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WTF is this?
Check this link out on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Motor...=p4506.c0.m245
Is this **** real?...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Motor...=p4506.c0.m245
Is this **** real?...
10-30-2008, 10:08 PM
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10-30-2008, 10:15 PM
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Re: WTF is this?
O come on guys!!!! a non gurly man Gixxer is totally worth $99,800.00
if i had that kinda dough i would totally buy it lol
ive gotten a 01 929 to 178 and that didnt have any Girly Sensitivity x Ramifications lol
what a tool
if i had that kinda dough i would totally buy it lol
ive gotten a 01 929 to 178 and that didnt have any Girly Sensitivity x Ramifications lol
what a tool
10-30-2008, 10:48 PM
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11-01-2008, 07:28 PM
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Re: WTF is this?
hahaha i didnt read the whole thing the first time. this is some funny ****
What kind of Motorcycle? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal screws and non-girly plastic. The back reflectors were taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "JUST TRY AND FIND ME".
I put my formula on the side of this bike GSXR (Girly Sensitivity x Ramifications), it keeps girly men from riding it due to the consequences. I bought this bike for $12,000 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy so I said no way.
The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a rad rider you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's rad in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but only girls like shiny things.
I've topped out at 175 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 80 miles per hour going downhill. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 5 speeds in total:
Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Boy Gear
Gear 4 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Manly Gear
I only like gear 5 to be honest.
Additionally, this tool of all immense maniliness comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's ********* and tells people you don't mess around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four with my sweet ninja skills".
I'm willing to part with this symbol of manliness, make me a an irresistible offer. I will personally hand deliver this over to you so you may have a shinning example of what you too may become.
I put my formula on the side of this bike GSXR (Girly Sensitivity x Ramifications), it keeps girly men from riding it due to the consequences. I bought this bike for $12,000 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy so I said no way.
The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a rad rider you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's rad in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but only girls like shiny things.
I've topped out at 175 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 80 miles per hour going downhill. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 5 speeds in total:
Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Boy Gear
Gear 4 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Manly Gear
I only like gear 5 to be honest.
Additionally, this tool of all immense maniliness comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's ********* and tells people you don't mess around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four with my sweet ninja skills".
I'm willing to part with this symbol of manliness, make me a an irresistible offer. I will personally hand deliver this over to you so you may have a shinning example of what you too may become.
11-01-2008, 07:39 PM
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