well this is funny depending on who you are in the story...we were at Myrtle Beach for Black Bike Week...we went down the the strip and picked up some girls who wanted to ride....this bitch kept whining and wanted to go faster...so I told her to hold on and I brought it up on one....and she ******* pissed herself

 

Or she just soaked through.

 

i wish but unfortunantly it was definantly ****...i turned around went the the gas station and as soon as she went inside to the bathroom i got the **** out of there

 

hahahah thas hella funnt leave that dumb bitch in the bathroom..... classic

 

Wow, hope the seat was okay

 

how about kicking a fellow riders kickstand down at a red light

 

I like to bump people.. when there in front of you.. just slam into there back tire..

I did it once to a guy I thought I knew.. nearly knocked him off his bike.. I kinda fealt bad.. and I put my hands up like I dont know what happened LOL!!!


another funny thing to do is cover someones exhaust with your glove.. and the engine will eventually die.. if theres enough bikes around with custom pipes he'll never know his bike is dead !

 

I managed to click my buddies bike into neutral at a light once. Another friend distracted him and I clicked it up with my foot and since he doesn't have any gauges he didn't notice. Then when the light changed, we gunned it off the line and he just redlined.

 

sweet

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OMFG Priceless!

 

this is some funny ****

 

^
your avatar is some funny ****

 

Kicking someone's kickstand down at a red light???

Yes, that would be ******* hilarious?

My buddies do that kill switch **** on the highway while were cruising at 80 and when you turn the kill switch back on the bike back fires like a mother ******. haha.

 

yeah i finally did the kickstand thing in the middle of town the other day. we pulled up to a red light and he was looking over to the right at something with the bike still in gear and the clutch pulled in "perfect chance" i thought i just slid up beside of him on the left and knocked it down with my foot the light turned green and i took off, I looked back and dude was sitting there looking down at the bike like it was fucked up with a line of cars behind him i laughed my *** off the rest of the day
he dident think it was as funney for some reason

i have to give credit for the idea to an old urban assault vid i got almost 10 years ago

 

Uhh sorry about the question marks i was hitting the wrong button.

 

I did the kill switch at a red light to my friend. Now its like a war whenever were at a red light... lol

 

haha i like to just lock my rear brake up and slide like 30 yards to the stop light, squealing and smoking the tires all the way. Not nearly as funny as throwing someones keys into the intersection haha but it def turns heads and pisses people off

 

thats only carbed bikes... but the kick stand going down the road is good, but you have to be good and slick

 

haha im just waitin to hear a crash story on this thread... some idiot that just got a bike is gonna slam into his buddy on the interstate tryin to flip his killswitch and im gonna laughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Uhhh ... its not that hard to ride up next to someone, reach over and nail there kill switch.

Sgt. Dick.