My ex stole $2,000 from me and now has in her possession my bike. It's a long story and I just found out there's not a damn thing the court system can do(surprise surprise). if I can't ride my bike, neither will she. What are some ways that I can completely **** this bike up without ever getting caught. I have a lot of ideas but someone is bound to have a better one. Trust me guys she's an absolute bitch. She has taken everything away from me and now its payback.

 

just post her address on here and how well she has the bike locked up

 

 

Hammer to the rotors, side cutters to the brake lines, put oil in the gas, stuff rags in the ram air tubes...the list goes on, good luck....

 

wire the horn to the brake like....everytime she hits the brake the horn goes off....first time she does that she will **** herself and wreck....nuff said.

 

Why would you **** it up? Isnt it your bike or did she pay for it?

 

Well im not the smartest person alive but if I was intending to do something illegal I sure wouldnt post it up all in the open online asking for advice on how to do it best.... Just go turn yourself in at the jail, they have a spot for you...

 

napalm hooked up to the ignition.

it works in mafia movies

 

Cut Off The Safety Stops On Both Clip-ons, And Loosen Both Botls Just Slightly. First Time She Hits The Brakes Hard Should Send Her Arms Forward And A Face Full Of Windscreen. It Should Be Great.(if You Use Vortex Clip Ons There Would Be No Evidence Of Cutting Off The Safety Stops)

 

Good one there strawstunter, good one

 

pick ur ***** up... and go get that **** back...

 

So true

 

just report it stollen then a few days later call in a anonomus(sp) tip on where to find it. you'll get the bike back and she get to go to jail for grand theft auto.

You Win!!

 

let half of the oil out and put gas in its place

put water or oil in gas tank along with some french fries

 

^^^ why f that sh*t up???? its an effin bike... there all stuntable... hell tell me where its at and ill get that shizzat!!!