Like not just road rage "oooooh i got out off my bike threw my arms up and said "fu.ck you *******" i mean whos actually had someone come at them or taken someone out of their car and been in a fight? im thinking Patrick Stevens maybe from all the times hes stoppied into a car, but i know theres got to be some good stories...

 

I ripped the streets one night just relax'n in some seat standers and when i got to the light this biitch **** gangster wanna be suburb high school whtie kid tried pullin a gun on me and the dude i was with. Well we both had our pieces on us and pulled them on him... his a$$hole puckered up so fast, you should have seen the look on his face. He ducked down and started screaming that it was a bb gun. Hes lucky he didnt get shot, the guy i was with just got back from iraq... From Fallujah to be exact. Im very surprised he didnt end up with a round in him. I mean my friend was a marine in the first nights raid right after bush got re-elected. Infantry. :EEK Talk about enemy i.d.

 

lol thats pretty f'in funny right there.

 

im sure some REAL good ones will pop-up. I personally love barfights... maybe we'll have to start a thread about that after this one dies.

 

apparently some guy thinks i cut him off a couple months ago. im sitting at a light and i hear "hey *******" as this red mini van pulls up next to me and he starts sayin some **** and i was ignoring him, then he starts pointing his finger at my face while hes got a ciggarrette in his hand and threatens me with some choice words. i smacked his hand out of my face and just then he started reaching for the door handle so i grabbed his hand and twisted his army up and over wwe style and gave him a few threats myself, all the while his wife is screamin for me to let him go. the best part about everything is that im only 5'6 i got some short *** legs and can barely touch the ground on one tippy toe on my bike and all this went down and i never got off my bike or dropped it. every third tuesday of the month i do some gangster **** hahaha.

 

not me but this is funny anyway.. my boy was riddin with some other friends and this dude kept cuttin him of so he pulled up next to him and gave an old karate chop to the side mirror and knocked it off... i told him i will have to try that one.. thought ot was funny

 

Fvckin a right doggie! beat that nikkas ***!

 

i haven't yet, but i ride in a place full of idiot tourists, so i'm sure somebody will step eventually.


i remember somebody telling a story about punching a lady in the face because she was ridin' his *** on the highway.

 

yea , it happens alot with bikers alot of people dont give u the respect but i had my x girl freind on the back of my bike and we were confronted by some punk *** kids at a red light who said somthing about her so i said somthing back to them then my bike got hit with a botlle from there car so i got off my bike and hit the driver and passenger in the rear seat then they took off so i caught them at the next light by then my boy in his car pulled up by coinsdence and seen me going after them he got out of his car then all three of them got beet inside there car they didnt even have chance to get out but i hear u that **** pisses me off i seen the driver like three days later his face looked like **** , normally it takes alot to **** me off like that but wen someone messes with my bike or car its over i was gonna let wat he said about my girl go and ride away like it never happened untill my bike got hit then he had it coming to him

 

^^ i remember that story^^

never been in a fight, but threatened a few ppl, and been threatened by ppl just cause i was wheelieing, or some dumb ****

ohh yeah also had some guys ride by and throw a beer btl @ my while i was @ a red light... rode up becide them, and kicked the **** outta their car... tried to kick the window out, but didnt work

 

+1 that **** just happened to me like 2 weeks ago.

he threatened to citizens' arrest me.

 

 

yea the most ive ever done was someone cut me off and i locked up my bike, slid to a stop like 2 feet from their car. i got off and kicked their car as hard as i could (with my icon superduties) hahaha

i dont see why ppl would want to mess with a guy wearing jacket, boots gloves with carbon fiber knuckles and helmet, **** maybe even an entire squid suit!

 

i've had a gun pulled on me 3x s (cause i'm soo big)...

1st time...kid got ran over and got blood on my car...sob

2nd time on the side of the hutch pwky....kid got thrown into traffic

3rd time...i got hit in the head with a bat (didn't see that coming -since i was watching the kid with the gun)

side note- i was walking down the street before i had a car and some drunk guy almost hit me and a friend- we yelled something and he stopped and came at us with a bat--1 on 2 when your drunk..not a good idea

my boy did rip someone out of the sunroof because he threw his door open when we riding down the shoulder in a traffic jam...

when i was younger i hit someone head on in their lane (saabs are tuff) because they cut me off then tried to come back at me.

then you have the everyday occurrences of stopping in the middle of the highway getting out and trying to choke the person tailgating you and giving you the brights...then them seeing how big i am drive away as fast as they can.


i don't carry because i would have to kill at least 5 people a week....and i live in a condo...i don't have a back yard to bury the bodies.

 

About 5 years ago when I was riding my r1 around we were at a club one night, it was me and my friend leaving the club, me riding solo and he had his wife on the back of his 900rr. Guess some cager was tailgating me really close but I didnt know cause I had no mirrors but apparantly he almost hit me getting on the freeway. So I'm cruising and my boy passes me with the car and he's tryin to kick this guys door in, we ended up passin him but he came back a few miles down the road and got real close to me again and was yelling at me thru his window , we all got off the freeway and pulled over on the off ramp. As soon as I got off my bike to go to his car my boy runs past me and just starts punching him thru the door, we ended up opening his door and I had him by the feet with his hands still glued to the steering wheel while my friend is just whoopin his ***, of course cars start pulling over and a sherrif bus taking some inmates to jail went by and pulled over. I had a few drinks in me and when I saw the cops I ran back to my bike and bounced out. When the cops walked up the driver was so ****ing drunk and beat up he didnt know if it was me or my boy that had just smashed his face. They ended up letting my boy go and arresting the guy for drunk driving, poor guy got his *** kicked and a dui!!

 

eric...you ran someone over? and all this happened in CT!?

 

thats a bad night...

 

Darius you crack me up with every story you tell!! your life is a soap opera huh..

 

Aight, well i got a few of these stories...

Guy pissed me off in traffic, i follow him to where he parks pull up on the bike behind him get off, take off the helmet, and proceed to smash his face in. His punk *** climbs into the car to get away. Said **** it and decided to stomp his face into his girlfriends lap.

Okay riding with 2 other guys prolly a year ago. Theres this douche in a lexus tailgatin my buddy so i slow down and my boy gets over in my lane(My other friend is about 5 cars up on his bike) The lexus pulls around us wide open and swerves at my friend in front(on a 636). **** THAT! I slap a few gears down get up next to this ***** and look down in his car and he decides hes tough and gonna ram me. Bike gets all squirrelly so i kick off on his fender(1 dent) and he slams his brakes and tries to turn into a naval base. Well my dad was in the navy so i got a Military Id..I start to follow him in. He whips back around onto the main road about the time my two buddies take off behind him again. By now I'm pissed and I just stand up the bike haulin ***....I set it down right next to a Sherriff. I look over at the sherriff and point at the ****block in the lexus. So he pulls him over, we all pull over. Guys a marine or whatever in his like 40s(musclebound lookin *******) and said he was scared cuz one of us tried to get off the bike to approach him. Cop didnt do **** cuz he said he would have to take us to jail for Assault. Pfft **** that. Cop says to take off he'll handle it..we cross over this bridge and wait on the other side. No cop, just the lexus passes by..In hot pursuit again. In and out of traffic for a good 10 miles threw the city...Lockin up rear brakes rollin stoppies at each light as he rolls threw red lights with cars flyin by all directions. Finally he pulls into a walmart parkin lot, guy on the 636 goes in one way I go the other and at this point I lost my other friend. Lexus rolls around sees me..hauls *** the other way and swerves at my friend on the 636, He just sits there...BOOM! Lexus clips the **** out of him but doesnt fade him..back on the road...We're haulin *** for a good 5-10 more miles and crossin the last bridge before the air force base(which is the only thing left out this way) I haul up next to this guy, his wife is in the car screamin/crying hes tryin to get away I swerve to smash his mirror off and barely miss. Now my friend on the 636 that got his speeds up swearing and screaming, finally gets frustrated takes off his helmet and chucks it at this guys windshield boom..direct hit. Needless to say he pulls into the air force base tells the guards..they come out with guns and the other two scramble..**** that...I start white smokin the **** out of the tire for at least 2 minutes til i couldnt see the guards..pull out stand the **** up comin down the bridge I see a county cop on the other side, set it down...and douchebag cop follows us out of the county...Wish I coulda got a chance to stomp his face in.

 

I don't get why you'd be doing wheelies and endos while trying to catch up with someone. Also, I don't get why you'd burn your tire out when guards come out with guns. If there were guards out to get you.. they'd tackle your *** long before you smoked it up to the point they couldn't see you.