Today I was riding my cherry 20th anniversary 05 GSXR750. I was crusing around the local college I have done this millions of times. I saw some girls on the left side and thought I would show off my mad Valentino Rossi cornering skills. Going into a nice curve my bike drifted up to the curb and slammed into a tree. I hit head first... I was smart enough to wear my helment. So I got right up and then about passed out, Well the girls I was trying to impress ran over to see if I was all right. So I impressed no chick and I need to replace my shifter, left, and front fairing. And I have a great road rash on my arms and my back, and a really really sore ***.

 

good job there rossi

 

hit a tree? a lab??

 

anything that starts with "trying to impress some girls" ...usually ends with something STUPID

 

So the incident wasn't bad enough, you share it with the rest of the world?

 

DerekLee is a ***. Hes just mad cause this kind of stuff happens to him all the time. LOL.

Lata Justin

When yall comin out here and how you likin that F4I. Send me some pics to jdhuntn929@yahoo.com you lazy bastard

 

so did you end up getting some numbers? i mean you got them to come running to you.

 

if you have a nice new bike, why not just ride up to her and say "give me ur name, number, and hop on"

s*** man....

 

No numbers... But its a small college I go to so... I will most prolly see them again...

I just had to share the my stupid reasoning with everyone, I told my group a very different story. I didnt want hurt pride too

 

Let me guess, first bike? Asshat.

 

Seriously, why haven't you killed yourself yet? You realize that you're wasting everyone else's valuable air?

 

dun forget a broken ego.. lol but glad yer ok :D

 

Pain is temporary pride is forever.

 

Justin you're a queer...

 

Your just mad cause my skills are better than yours. Like my bow staff skills, my computer hacking skills, and stuff like that. LOL

How you likin the F4I. Send me some pics and Ill send you some of me and donnie.

Lata Justin

Me and Donnie gonna have to make a trip out there one of these days to show yall how to ride. LOL

 

next time, play the sympathy angle

 

He's right. If you had had rahrah's skills, you'd have probably hit the girls. Not sure how that's better though...

 

check this out.

once upon a time i come home and the front of my dad's truck is all tore up, and he's done hit somebody in their *** hard..

he tells mom that the ******* slammed on his brakes, later that day, he tells me that there was a convertible full of chearleaders in bikinis wavin at him in the lane next to him. he said he was still droolin over them when he plowed into the car in front of him.

 

my buddy dumped a 636 trying to roll a burnout at sonic.

lol.

it's like the bike can tell when you're trying to impress people.

 

You definitely shoulda played it out for some phone numbers.