3 am Drunk Calls
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3 am Drunk Calls
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"
4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something.
5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.
6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.
7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.
8.You can also call this same ex and let her know, that you know, that she still loves you. Then explain to her that I would still love me too!
9.If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.
10.It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.
11.Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry.
12.Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".
13.If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
14.Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.
15.If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.
16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea. But if feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, break rule 15 and use a friend's phone.
17.Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing.... Be prepared.
18.When dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your drunk..... "you want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"
19.Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when your far to drunk to be using electronics and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.
20.Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher-grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on MILLER LITE boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers
2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"
4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something.
5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.
6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.
7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.
8.You can also call this same ex and let her know, that you know, that she still loves you. Then explain to her that I would still love me too!
9.If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.
10.It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.
11.Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry.
12.Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".
13.If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
14.Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.
15.If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.
16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually too costly to be a good idea. But if feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, break rule 15 and use a friend's phone.
17.Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing.... Be prepared.
18.When dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your drunk..... "you want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"
19.Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when your far to drunk to be using electronics and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.
20.Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher-grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on MILLER LITE boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers
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Re: 3 am Drunk Calls
20.Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher-grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on MILLER LITE boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers
And you can ask them where the flavor distrubtion center is located.
And you can ask them where the flavor distrubtion center is located.
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Re: 3 am Drunk Calls
hahahahaha thats GREAT.... I used to drunk dial all the time... I learned my lesson after calling my parents at 4 in the morning screaming profanities at them!!! OOPS!!! lol
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Re: 3 am Drunk Calls
I actually prefer to drunken HAAALLLLLEERRRR with my girls on the chirp chirp! 
Although it's not too good when the guy on the other end of the line has a chick over & she gets a lil mad! Ooops 
~> Or how about the drunken phone calls to people hours away & your friend next to you actually thinks you're leavin a voice mail cuz you end up hangin up on the person! 
I think next time I'll just call that Miller Lite Number!
Although it's not too good when the guy on the other end of the line has a chick over & she gets a lil mad! Ooops ~> Or how about the drunken phone calls to people hours away & your friend next to you actually thinks you're leavin a voice mail cuz you end up hangin up on the person! I think next time I'll just call that Miller Lite Number!
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Re: 3 am Drunk Calls
Nothing is funnier than waking up the next morning and going through your phone to see who you called..... then try and remember what the hell possesed you to call them!
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Re: 3 am Drunk Calls
Originally Posted by SaMack
Nothing is funnier than waking up the next morning and going through your phone to see who you called..... then try and remember what the hell possesed you to call them!
Not to mention what you talked about when you called them... or if you even talked to them, considering you told me I left a message on that one person's voicemail then they told me that I hung up on them whe I apologized for the early morning/late nite call!!!
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Re: 3 am Drunk Calls
Oh that's why people call me up the mornin after and call me a *****. I don't drunk dial too much. People just call me when I'm drunk and I say whatever to them and I never remember a thing!
So that must be called Drunk Answering
So that must be called Drunk Answering
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From: Arizona bbiittccheezzz
Re: 3 am Drunk Calls
Originally Posted by FoxyLadyF4i
Oh that's why people call me up the mornin after and call me a *****. I don't drunk dial too much. People just call me when I'm drunk and I say whatever to them and I never remember a thing!
So that must be called Drunk Answering
So that must be called Drunk Answering
But What If the Person Calling you is Drunk As Well...
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From: Arizona bbiittccheezzz
Re: 3 am Drunk Calls
Originally Posted by FoxyLadyF4i
they weren't, if they were, they wouldn't get mad at me
Next time you call them and they get mad,Tell them they should chill
and have a glass of Jack n Coke and have a smile..:YEAH
Now that I live in CA...I still Call All My Friends Back in MN (2hr Diff0
They Get so Pissed sometimes......But Then Get me Back By calling me
at 6am .......
