T0MMY91: so, at what point in your lifetime did you realize you were gay?

SALPUNT99: ummm i think i was 12

T0MMY91: you wheelieing your terd tonight?

T0MMY91: wheeling*

SALPUNT99: nah i don't think so

T0MMY91: gotta test out that **** out

T0MMY91: ill do it for you

SALPUNT99: lol

SALPUNT99: where at

T0MMY91: when i go home today im gonna go out and beat the hell out of it

SALPUNT99: yea sure

T0MMY91: say i wont do it

SALPUNT99: nah

SALPUNT99: lol

T0MMY91: john and i are taking it out

SALPUNT99: why

T0MMY91: to whoop on it

SALPUNT99: lol

SALPUNT99: yea yea

T0MMY91: why else?

T0MMY91: for rreal

T0MMY91: 6:00

SALPUNT99: no way

T0MMY91: ask him

SALPUNT99: ok

T0MMY91: 6:00

T0MMY91: we goin out for like 20 minutes to beat on it

T0MMY91: make sure its broke in for ya

T0MMY91: you cant say i didnt tell ya

SALPUNT99: yea now ur making jokes

T0MMY91: im trying to tell you the deal so you will not be surprised

T0MMY91: i have an extra tire

SALPUNT99: ur not lowing up my tire

T0MMY91: i have to do it

SALPUNT99: why

T0MMY91: i dont like doing it on mine

SALPUNT99: no

T0MMY91: too much messy rubber everywhere

SALPUNT99: its going to make a mess

T0MMY91: i know, thats why i do it on your bike

SALPUNT99: yea sure

T0MMY91: but i let john do some wheelie first to test it

SALPUNT99: nah i want u guys to ride it and make sure everything works good and wheelies it whatever but i don't want rubber all over

T0MMY91: sorry, you have no choice in this matter

SALPUNT99: yes i do

T0MMY91: its part of how things work

T0MMY91: you will learn

SALPUNT99: no its not

T0MMY91: if you cant work on your own ****, its subject to our beatings

T0MMY91: when you not there

SALPUNT99: yea sure

T0MMY91: its just a fact of stunt riding

SALPUNT99: nope

T0MMY91: i figure its a win win situation cause if i blow your bike up i can still ride mine

 

T0MMY91: 2 1/2 hour until the beatings begin
SALPUNT99: yea sure
T0MMY91: im just worried about your safety. i wanna make sure that master link wont pop off under pressure
SALPUNT99: lol
SALPUNT99: lol
T0MMY91: i have your best interest in mind
SALPUNT99: yea yea
T0MMY91: did john reply, i told you that i was serious
SALPUNT99: yea but he said no tire is being blown up
T0MMY91: we wont beat on it long, i dont want the motor to blow up on me, ill make sure it blows when you on it
T0MMY91: your lying cause it was his idea to blow it
T0MMY91: nice try
SALPUNT99: yea sure
T0MMY91: POP!
SALPUNT99: lol
SALPUNT99: ur not funny
T0MMY91: can you view pics at work
SALPUNT99: yea
T0MMY91: im sending you one to your email with that ***** smokin tonight
T0MMY91: at 6:30
SALPUNT99: don't do it
T0MMY91: i must
SALPUNT99: no u won'y
SALPUNT99: t
T0MMY91: i will !

 

How you gonna lie like that??? thought i wouldn't see it huh? BUSTED *****! LOL
i think im gonna be extra mean to it now!

sals bike

BEST QUOTE EVER, NOW THAT'S SOME FUNNY ****!!!

 

You guys are so messed up! But thats too funny... poor Sal.

 

you better have beat on that pos like a red headed step child.

 

i'm never letting john touch my bike again!

 

sorry everyone, that smokey piece of **** smoked my whole street up burning oil. didnt want to decrease my property value. i had john remove it from the premises hahahah sals new JUNK

 

T0MMY91: if you cant work on your own ****, its subject to our beatings
It's just a fact of stunt riding


How funny is that! All Sal could say was LOL
You left him defenceless! :YEAH

 

when i saw sal i was like, "yo, you're bike runs strong as ****!!!"

Sal: "REALLY, it runs good!!!???"

Me: "Yeah, I bounced it off the rev-limiter for a minute and it didn't blow!"

Sal: "AWWEEEE *** U PU$$Y, i thought you were bein' serious......... you better not have....."