Funny SuperBowl Joke
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Funny SuperBowl Joke
Sorry guys, but it's funny...... 
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At
the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women
buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one
of the men.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but
all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after
the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save
some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip
but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket
at all!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet,
and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet
and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women!!!
Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At
the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women
buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one
of the men.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but
all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after
the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save
some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip
but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket
at all!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet,
and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet
and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women!!!
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Re: Funny SuperBowl Joke
ANOTHER FUNNY ONE
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, a Patriots fan, a Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan.
They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Steelers fan proclaimed to the other four...
"This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
Not to be outdone by a Steelers fan, the Falcons fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Atlanta Falcons!" and then threw himself off the mountain again as a form of sacrifice.
Refusing to be outdone by the Steelers and Falcons fans, the Eagles fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the Philadelphia Eagles!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriot fan off the mountain.:
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, a Patriots fan, a Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan.
They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Steelers fan proclaimed to the other four...
"This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
Not to be outdone by a Steelers fan, the Falcons fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Atlanta Falcons!" and then threw himself off the mountain again as a form of sacrifice.
Refusing to be outdone by the Steelers and Falcons fans, the Eagles fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the Philadelphia Eagles!" and without hesitation, pushed the New England Patriot fan off the mountain.:
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