heyI'm little racinbabe bf and wanted to post on here something i found online....hope you guys don't mind

there are three guys who got stranded on an island and met up with their only chance of survival...a tribe. the master guy says if you guys want to live go and get ten fruits. the first guy comes back with 10 apples...the master guy says " now shove them up your butt and if you twitch or move you will go down to hell." the first guy twitched and so he went down to hell. the second guy comes back with ten cherries. so the master guy says shove 10 of those up your butt and if you twitch or move you will go down to hell.. the second guy laughs and goes down to hell. down in hell the first and second guy are talking. the first guy asks the second guy why he laughed and the second guy replies "because i saw the next guy with watermelons."

thought it was funny and wanted to share it.. Jeremy Danforth

 

heard that one before, but it's a good one!! All I can think of is Jay when I hear that joke.....oh wait I better take that back or he'll get all poopy