Becky was on her death bed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling John," she whispered.

"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."

But she was insistent. "John," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping John. "It's all right.

Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, John. I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father."

John mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand. "Hush now Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it." he said, "Why do you think I poisoned you?"



post em up

 

A guy goes to the doctor's and says "i need birth control for my daughter."
the doctor asks "how old is your daughter?"
the man replies "she's only fourteen."
the doctor says "wow, she young to be sexually active."
the man says "she's not really active, she just lays there like her mother!"

 

random thought


I think I wanna be a monkey and purposely poop in my hand and throw it at people... then people would just say.... eh its ok he is a monkey and monkeys do that

 

aight then....here's a funny...
i will say i'm not racist but this is a little racial


you know why black peoples noses are pushed down?
thats where mother nature had to put her foot when she yanked off there tails



once again i am not a racist...this is all in good fun

 

my father told me a long time ago that afr./amer. had big noses
cause god held them with his 2 fingers when he painted them.
of course he was kidding at the time, but i was too young to know
that he was kidding. boy, did he have me fooled for years.

i'm not racist either, i have many friends of ethnic diversity.

 

fair enough