hit me up on AIM

 

yeah hit me up too..oh wait nevermind..i'm not on there..i'm here at the hell hole called work

 

I dont wanna here that crap. You get more time off than god

 

I want time off

 

nah..but i do have a week off coming up in june i think i'll have a week of vacation left after that

 

jay6's daily schedule as a banker....

9am to 9:30am = turn computer on
post on stuntlife
9:30am to 10am = go get a coffee
post on stuntlife
10am to 10:30am = go back to desk check aim and emails
post on stuntlife
10:30 to 11am = go take a **** from drinkin coffee
post on stuntlife
11am to 11:30am = think about lunch
post on stuntlife
11:30am to 12noon = finally decide what is for lunch
post on stuntlife
12noon to 1pm = out to lunch
post on stuntlife
1pm to 1:15pm = get back from lunch and go back to desk
post on stuntlife
1:15pm to 1:30pm = check inter office memo's and TPS reports
post on suntlife
1:30pm to 2pm = go to bathroom and **** what he had for lunch
post on stuntlife
2pm to 2:30pm = talk to the only good lookin chick in the building
post on stuntlife
2:30pm to 3pm = go get another coffee to keep from falling asleep
post on stuntlife
3pm to 3:30pm = reply back to inter office memo's
post on stuntlife
3:30pm to 4pm = positive balance transfers and put into personal account
post on stuntlife
4pm to 4:30pm = take a break
post on stunt life
4:30pm to 5pm = prepare to go home
post on stuntlife
5pm......on his way out da door

and by the way....i have more time off than god

 

I have a ton of vacation saved up but no time to use it. I feel like walking into my bosses office and saying "I'll see you in two months." I wonder what she would think.

 

You have no idea how close you really are but you gotta mix in a few smoke breaks :YEAH

 

sorry...didn't know you had that disgusting habbit
as you see i had spare time

 

It is horrible isnt it. Buit atleast I stopped chewing

 

my only bad habbit is kiddie **** (JK)

 

I though you said bad?

 

i had to say "bad" so that people think that i know it's wrong
hey...if rich$$$ pop singers can do it, than i can

 

You want to joing the kobe bryant fan club with me? You get a complimentary hotel washcloth

 

SORRY.....i'm already a member now.
i hate it when chicks say no...makes me mad
and then i have no choice but to use force (JK)

 

No means yes, yes means harder

 

see here....i have one of those disclaimer notes that releases me of
any kind of harrassment or rape charges against me.
i make all the girls i'm with sign that **** before i start diggin.
Dave Chappelle stole the idea from me, and used it in his show.

 

with all that time dedicated to posting on stuntlife, who do you ever find time for the moose knuckle in sweatpants watch

 

Its a very tough balance. Good thing I am a multi tasker. I can type while constantly keeping one eye open for the fatties

 

i'm glad to hear that jay6 has the responsibility of takin the
fatties out of the way for all of you

he can also feed them with one hand while hangin on with the
other while doing the bedtime rodeo :jerkoff
now if that isn't multi task, than i don't know what is