I had to fart


I think I gambled and lost


anyone have a spare set of shorts

 

omg lmfao brings back some funny memories with that **** (no pun intended)

 

do tell Im always up for a good poopin your pants story


Ill check back after I go throw out my shorts

gotta love the free ballin :YEAH

 

I'm gonna get my neck slit in my sleep for this but the wifey was really gassy a couple weeks ago and was sick. Well were in the living room watching TV and she lets a big ole "fart" rip. The stench was unbelievable and like in .0001 seconds flat she was in the bathroom taking a shower I was laughing so hard I had to go **** in the garage cause she wouldn't let me in the bathroom I tease her about it all the time now

p.s. check yo email foo

 

lmao thats great

email checked... check yours foo

 

i have to poop. i have been holding it in all day. now i have a free period. hmmmm, which room to drop the bomb???

 

I hate holding it in for long periods of time... when you find the time to poop you cant poop anymore.... its like it disappeared or something

 

we have a room right up here in our office...there are like 4 guys up here so we all give warnings if you should stay clear...we should just make up a sign

 

so is this a conversation peice if we see her with you sometime

 

"hi how are you, get those underwear clean?"

 

yo slinky where ya been hidin

 

no prob not a good conversation peice, plus she don't wear undies half the time and the ones she does wear wouldn't hold a peanut sized turd

 

where ever those voices cant find me

 

lol.....undewear like that make for easier access...and no underwear is even better

 

I know some of you guys go hunting .... have you ever run into that
"oh nooo" feeling in the woods and just have to take a dump! and then try and decide what piece of clothing you could rip apart that would make a good wipe

 

lol you know it. I have like four pairs of one legged long johns in the closet

 

socks are the best if your not carrying EP (emergency paper for those of you that are not familiar with situations you come across in the woods)

 

I have alot of shirts that arnt quite as long as they used to be....

I think thats the "real reason" they tell you to wear layers of clothes when going hunting

 

I carried Emergency TP every since I was like 15 and Dad would let me drink coffee. Nothing like a warm hearty breakfast in the morning then a large coffee to satisfy all your shitty needs

 

i think you guys might need to find a new subject!