Quiet in here
03-10-2004, 10:22 AM
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Quiet in here
Where did everyone go?
Lets start a joke thread
A new employee calls in on his first monday at a new job "I cant come in today, I'm sick". He comes in tues. and does the work of two men the rest of the week. This goes on for a month, calling in sick every monday, then returning and busting his hump the rest of the week. A supervisor pulls a mgr. aside and says- "The new guy is a great worker, but he calls in sick every monday!" the mgr. pulls the worker aside and ask- "You know your such a hard worker, but you call in every monday! Do you have a drug or alchohal problem?" The worker replies- "No, every weekend my ******* brother in law parties, gets drunk and beats my lil sister, I go over monday morning on the way to work to console her, one thing leads to another and we have hot sex all day." The mgr. says "Your sister, thats discusting!!!!" The worker explains- "I told you I'm sick!"
Lets start a joke thread
A new employee calls in on his first monday at a new job "I cant come in today, I'm sick". He comes in tues. and does the work of two men the rest of the week. This goes on for a month, calling in sick every monday, then returning and busting his hump the rest of the week. A supervisor pulls a mgr. aside and says- "The new guy is a great worker, but he calls in sick every monday!" the mgr. pulls the worker aside and ask- "You know your such a hard worker, but you call in every monday! Do you have a drug or alchohal problem?" The worker replies- "No, every weekend my ******* brother in law parties, gets drunk and beats my lil sister, I go over monday morning on the way to work to console her, one thing leads to another and we have hot sex all day." The mgr. says "Your sister, thats discusting!!!!" The worker explains- "I told you I'm sick!"
03-10-2004, 10:37 AM
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Re: Quiet in here
Originally Posted by verticaljay
Where did everyone go?
Lets start a joke thread
A new employee calls in on his first monday at a new job "I cant come in today, I'm sick". He comes in tues. and does the work of two men the rest of the week. This goes on for a month, calling in sick every monday, then returning and busting his hump the rest of the week. A supervisor pulls a mgr. aside and says- "The new guy is a great worker, but he calls in sick every monday!" the mgr. pulls the worker aside and ask- "You know your such a hard worker, but you call in every monday! Do you have a drug or alchohal problem?" The worker replies- "No, every weekend my ******* brother in law parties, gets drunk and beats my lil sister, I go over monday morning on the way to work to console her, one thing leads to another and we have hot sex all day." The mgr. says "Your sister, thats discusting!!!!" The worker explains- "I told you I'm sick!"
Lets start a joke thread
A new employee calls in on his first monday at a new job "I cant come in today, I'm sick". He comes in tues. and does the work of two men the rest of the week. This goes on for a month, calling in sick every monday, then returning and busting his hump the rest of the week. A supervisor pulls a mgr. aside and says- "The new guy is a great worker, but he calls in sick every monday!" the mgr. pulls the worker aside and ask- "You know your such a hard worker, but you call in every monday! Do you have a drug or alchohal problem?" The worker replies- "No, every weekend my ******* brother in law parties, gets drunk and beats my lil sister, I go over monday morning on the way to work to console her, one thing leads to another and we have hot sex all day." The mgr. says "Your sister, thats discusting!!!!" The worker explains- "I told you I'm sick!"
How is the weather up by you guys? It f***in sucks here. Sleet and like 40
03-10-2004, 11:50 AM
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Re: Quiet in here
Originally Posted by verticaljay
:YEAH :YEAH :YEAH oh wait busted chain 
WTF is a grundle anyway
WTF is a grundle anyway
I though you got that fixed last night?
03-10-2004, 11:55 AM
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Re: Quiet in here
Originally Posted by Jay6
Same thing as a taint. You know it taint your a$$ and it taint your *****. Its the skin in between
I though you got that fixed last night?
I though you got that fixed last night?
master links are jammed, I need to cut out that section of chain and replace it with another section
03-10-2004, 11:58 AM
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Re: Quiet in here
Originally Posted by verticaljay
master links are jammed, I need to cut out that section of chain and replace it with another section
03-10-2004, 12:01 PM
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Re: Quiet in here
Originally Posted by verticaljay
master links are jammed, I need to cut out that section of chain and replace it with another section
03-10-2004, 12:42 PM
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Re: Quiet in here
Originally Posted by verticaljay
Joes got a chain at his shop, i just need to make the drive down and get it.
03-10-2004, 12:53 PM
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Re: Quiet in here
Originally Posted by Jay6
Are you kidding? Thats 9 12 packs
exactly... despite the fact that I would need a 120 link instead of the standard 110 link and thats like 120 bucks and the equals a lot o beer
03-10-2004, 01:06 PM
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Re: Quiet in here
Originally Posted by Jay6
Damn I say blow it up and start over with a new one. You can use some of the fire works I got on the ride back from FLA
03-10-2004, 01:13 PM
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Re: Quiet in here
Hung Chow calls work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
03-10-2004, 01:13 PM
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Re: Quiet in here
Originally Posted by Zuki750
Did you stop at South of The Border? I still got a stash from last years trip. :YEAH
