Post up your best jokes winner takes the title of finest jokester of all stuntlife lol

 

Whats the worst part about having sex with an 8 year old?






























Cleaning the blood off your clown suit

 

 

Hey you never said they needed to be tastefull

 

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm


nuff said

 

I dont get it

 

 

turn up ur volume

 

So that's what you do on the weekends.....

 

Why do hookers make more money than drug dealers?






































Because they can wash the crack and use it all over again

 

How do you make an 8 year old cry twice?






















F him in the *** then wipe the blood on his teddy bear.

 

How do you make an 80 year old woman say ***?



















Yell BINGO

 

What's black on the bottom, white on top, and comes in a can?




















Michael Jackson

 

There was this guy that got pulled over by the Poleece for swervin in the road. The COP asked the guy to step out of the vehicle for some Field Sobriety Tests as he reeked of stale beer. The drunk guy failed all the tests and when the COP told him he was under arrest for OUI he argued with the COP and claimed he wasn't. They just so happened to be next to a cow pasture and the drunk dude said I'll prove I ain't drunk and hopped up on the fence posts and started jumping from post to post maintaining his balance. After he hopped down about 10 posts and hopped back without falling he told COP, SEE PIG I ISN'T DRUNK. The COP insisted he was and asked him to get down. The Drunk said FU and I'll do another test to prove it. At this time the Drunk jumped into the pasture and grabbed a huge *** bull by the horns and started wrestling him. The COP just watched amazed by how badly the BULL was kicking this dudes ***. After about 10 minutes the Drunk was able to get away from the Bull and went to the COP and said you know what I am drunk. The COP was so amazed he looked at the guy and argued with him that he wasn't drunk and said, Listen anyone crazy enough to do what you just did isn't drunk, but insane. The Drunk told the COP in return, If I can't wrestle a bike away from a black man then I'm drunk take me to jail.



a little long, but funny just the same

 

how long does it take a woman to have a orgasm
























who cares

 

 

I think I should win!

 

that def takes the cake you should get a free :SPLAT: from vjay

 

 

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