Silly white devils
Writing dope rhymes today
I'll stick to haiku!

 

 

Oh ****! its the #2 posting queen
Rhymes transmittin like a fax machine
Dont disrespect Moe, I just bought her some rubies
How can't ya, just look at those great big (--------------) J/K!
Ya Hung like a juvenile & play w/ em too
hasn't been laid in so long ya ***** are blue
Step to RM beyotch & u'll feel my pimp slap
ya Sister on my jock, & ya mom's on my Lap
Doin no handers so long there dust on my grip
Join the groupie bitches and jump on this tip
Im the whitest white boy you ever seen spit
Gotta cut this rhyme short - gotta take me a ****


whoa this is fun!

 

dayum, tiller you just got blasted.

i cant rhyme in english, only in latin....

you gotta like the line about dust on the grips!!! classic

peach

 

damn i can totally hear ludacris rapping that to his "Stand Up" beat dude!

 

good form cahns!!

 

thank you, thank you. I'll be signning albums tonight @ the bar.

 

this has gone too far, he's gonna be chillin at the bar



and like i said at the beginning i've gone to far

 

Gimme a beat

wait for it

ok

Look whos up in the vertical house
Gonna ram my dick str8 into your mouth
Better hide your girl, cuz I'll give her the shocker
I dont know who Mo is but I'd probably **** her
Since I dont know her name she probly isnt a *****
I got the bitches with the itches lined up at my door
99 tiller doesnt know any tricks
Vertical jay never *** any chicks
1000ceecee is that the best you can do?
The rest of you are stuck like crazy glue.

 

Umm... yeah... uh, I'd just stick to doing stoppies if i were you. Yeah, that's it.

 

Damn, looks like the Vertical Outlaws have been indicted, trialed, found guilty and sentanced to being beaten at their own game!

 

6 beer deep im back for some more
Back to ur mom & ur sister that *****
im the Stick it in her box then back in her *** type a guy
So it burns when you Pee Bitch, thats a U.T.I
Urninary tract Infection for all you dumb *** hoe's
Blast a load on your face, the window & all over ur clothes
Snow on the ground, nothing to do but get wasted
you didn't kiss ur mom did ya? thats my nutt ya tasted
Sorry V.O. If my ****'s outta line
shugga@stuntlife.com if ya wanna drop a dime.

 

That is classic, they wouldn't really get all butt-hurt over that would they?

 

uti, holy **** lol

 

1000 u got it
yous a straight up pimp
juveniles got nuttin on u
we just a bunch of wacked out wimps

im just a newbie at it
busted my load on your mommies tit
im heading to bed
to rest my head

but watch out in the morn
ill be bustin out the ****
and yo mom will be sure to admit
shes addicted to my dick

 

Don't do that, 1000peepee might have a fit,
he'd much rather you be licking some other womens ****.
Who needs sleep, I thought you partied all night?
Ladies breaking down your door, ain't that right?
Who needs **** when you get SKIN-a-max,
Just grab a cutie, sit back and relax.
Stop talking about g-ma's, mommies, and your load,
Wouldn't you get the same pleasure from a little gross toad?
Give me jewlery, flowers, and money,
Then I'll prove to be your ultimate honey.
Just cuz I got big *****, that ain't nothin',
I'll reel you in for a great big fluffin!
RM and VO forget your ****,
and throw away your dirty mag's!
But if you're into boys, I guess I'll understand,
After all they are in such high demand!
Bye Bye for now, I must do some work,
Yes, I am an cool underlying dork!

he he, I'm just kidding with ya boys...ya know I luv ya!

 

Good Job Mo. That is great

Tara

 

I give up lol


i got nuthin

 

Why thank you!

 

you guys got way to much time on your hands


jay....go back and play in your moms wonderland.....
tiller....why dont you give him a hand.....
1000cece...you are god...but i heard tiller liked going for a ride on your rod...


ok...i suck....i'll leave the ryhmen to the pro's....while i'm out banging all your hos!