Chris
I Like Boobies!
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 238
From: My secret underground lair
Yo Mellen,
Youname it and we got it going on.
Party the night before, ride all day, bands, BBQ, women, special appearances by george w bush, carlos snatana, berry manalow, oscar the grouch and the dallas cowboys cheerleaders. Their will also be a new stelth military plane on display (but you won't be able to see it..... its stelth) Last but not least ..... THE BIGGEST "SHOULDERS" TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS EVER!
Rumor has it that jeasus christ will be there as well as tyra banks and hans von lichtenbergersteinbeckwaltz (the inventor of ice tray that makes ice cubes in the shape of boobies)
As well as 30 million froogle pooppillion screaming naked blonde bisexual midget women that have been asking about you and only you all week! (and their HOTTTTT too)
So it should be a pretty average weekend, not much that we haven't seen before or that your not used to.
Let me know if you need a reservation at buckingham palace I can get you the High roller suiet. (my uncle mops the floors there)
Youname it and we got it going on.
Party the night before, ride all day, bands, BBQ, women, special appearances by george w bush, carlos snatana, berry manalow, oscar the grouch and the dallas cowboys cheerleaders. Their will also be a new stelth military plane on display (but you won't be able to see it..... its stelth) Last but not least ..... THE BIGGEST "SHOULDERS" TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS EVER!
Rumor has it that jeasus christ will be there as well as tyra banks and hans von lichtenbergersteinbeckwaltz (the inventor of ice tray that makes ice cubes in the shape of boobies)
As well as 30 million froogle pooppillion screaming naked blonde bisexual midget women that have been asking about you and only you all week! (and their HOTTTTT too)
So it should be a pretty average weekend, not much that we haven't seen before or that your not used to.
Let me know if you need a reservation at buckingham palace I can get you the High roller suiet. (my uncle mops the floors there)
I Like Boobies!
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 238
From: My secret underground lair
Jay doesn't tell me much he just goes into his cave and says that its all under control and won't tell any one until the day before.
The the day of, he stresses every thing and says to all of us that if we would have helped in the planning he wouldn't be pulling his hair out and stressing so much. so the best bet is to call
" Mr. I don't want any help so I can bitch about it later"
He can probably tell you all about it.
The the day of, he stresses every thing and says to all of us that if we would have helped in the planning he wouldn't be pulling his hair out and stressing so much. so the best bet is to call
" Mr. I don't want any help so I can bitch about it later"
He can probably tell you all about it.
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Originally posted by Vertical_Mike
Jay doesn't tell me much he just goes into his cave and says that its all under control and won't tell any one until the day before.
The the day of, he stresses every thing and says to all of us that if we would have helped in the planning he wouldn't be pulling his hair out and stressing so much. so the best bet is to call
" Mr. I don't want any help so I can bitch about it later"
He can probably tell you all about it.
Jay doesn't tell me much he just goes into his cave and says that its all under control and won't tell any one until the day before.
The the day of, he stresses every thing and says to all of us that if we would have helped in the planning he wouldn't be pulling his hair out and stressing so much. so the best bet is to call
" Mr. I don't want any help so I can bitch about it later"
He can probably tell you all about it.
dont hold back tell us how u really feel lol
I Like Boobies!
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 238
From: My secret underground lair
I can't wait for jay to read that post......... JAY CAN'T GET ONLINE TIL WORK TOMORROW.
I have a whole day to spread rumors about his secret life style of jerking it to gay midget S&M **** and letting you all in on the secret that he has a male "mini-me" sized blow doll up of scott tucked away in his attic.
I have a whole day to spread rumors about his secret life style of jerking it to gay midget S&M **** and letting you all in on the secret that he has a male "mini-me" sized blow doll up of scott tucked away in his attic.
*Rockstar*
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 2,510
From: durrty south
My Uncle cleans the toilets at Buckingham Palace....so between me and Mike...We should be able to hook up a few people.
This just in....Along with Oscar the Grouch....Snufflupagus will also be making an appearance!
And on the main stage with Barry Manilow...a very special duet with Jimmy Buffet!
This just in....Along with Oscar the Grouch....Snufflupagus will also be making an appearance!
And on the main stage with Barry Manilow...a very special duet with Jimmy Buffet!
dedrater
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 9,815
From: Lewiston, Me
lmao
Mike, Ill get u back later....... just gonna make sure the blonde u've been hanging with keeps callin and callin and callin.
anyway
Saturday we are gonna ride and prolly bbq after we are done bring ur fiddys we got a lot o room to play wit.
Should have 2 bands playin along with food vendors on sunday each team is gonna have time to ride... ( gonna split it up so everyones got their own performance) Then it opens up kinda like a free for all for all the teams there
Sat night its up to all here what u wanna do, throw a party or go out to bars.... I know a local bar thats got a wet t comp goin on sat night.
Ohhh and the shoulder comp of champions is on...... Chris and I practiced this weekend!
Mike, Ill get u back later....... just gonna make sure the blonde u've been hanging with keeps callin and callin and callin.
anyway
Saturday we are gonna ride and prolly bbq after we are done bring ur fiddys we got a lot o room to play wit.
Should have 2 bands playin along with food vendors on sunday each team is gonna have time to ride... ( gonna split it up so everyones got their own performance) Then it opens up kinda like a free for all for all the teams there
Sat night its up to all here what u wanna do, throw a party or go out to bars.... I know a local bar thats got a wet t comp goin on sat night.
Ohhh and the shoulder comp of champions is on...... Chris and I practiced this weekend!
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Originally posted by verticaljay
Ohhh and the shoulder comp of champions is on...... Chris and I practiced this weekend!
Ohhh and the shoulder comp of champions is on...... Chris and I practiced this weekend!
EEEEWWWWWWWWW ILL NEVER PLAY SHOULDERS THEN IF THATS WHAT IT IS................. YER MOM TOLD ME WHAT SHE CAUGHT U AND CHRIS DOIN!
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