I just joined the club. Now where is my centrum silver?

 

alzheimers?

 

Yeah, I'm getting old dude. I can't remember **** anymore.

 

You've been old.

 

You're right behind me brotha!

 

Happy birthday you old ****. Lets get drunk this weekend. :YEAH

 

don't get drunk on the river and forget how to get home this weekend. I'm make sure I bring some depends for you too

 

I just recently installed a GPS chip under my forearm, now you guys can never lose me. The way everyone is talking I don't even know if I am going to go this weekend. Everyone is up in the air. I might just sit at home on the couch and drink a ton of beer and try to make it around town with my new walker.

 

Maybe they want to lose you

 

ouch nags...... ouch!

 

Sometimes the truth hurts.

But hey, look on the bright side.

You'll forget what I said in about 32 minutes

 

LMAO!

What did you say?

 

I think it's aboot time for a new avatar, Jay.

 

better?

 

Don't be afraid to leave the house for the weekend, just don't for get your medicine or your bengay.

 

I'm not staying on the beach and I am not catching a ride home with shelly. That means if mike doesn't go.... I'm out.

 

weak!!!!!!!!!!

 

Mike is checking to see if he can come in late tomorrow so he can go..... It's not weak, I just prefer not to listen to that chick any longer than I have to.

 

Last I heard she wasn't even going, but what do I know. It'd probably be a better trip with-out her. Accept Frank isn't going to get laid.

 

It was a pretty sweet trip, though I heard you guys had some easy listening music until 5 in the am