first time in 21 years
05-07-2005, 02:37 PM
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first time in 21 years
so im at a party, up by shawns house in raymond, and me and my buddy matt are hangin around havina few beers and what not... 2 rules in the house: dont break **** and dont feed the dog beer. some one always breaks the rules. so me and matt are out on the porch with 4 or 5 girls sittin at a table jokin around.. the dog walks up and matt decides that the drink infront of him isnt beer its captains.... sooooo the dog can have some...
turns out thd dog is a recovering alchoholic who just fell off the wagon.. so the dog gopes nuts with this drink.. suckin up as much as he can.. the dog gets so drunk he is spilling the cup all over the floor while walking around the house on all fours..( he may have spilled the drink cause he has no thumbs as well) but anyways, so the girl who lives at the house tweeks and decided to kick me ad my buddy out before she has to take the dog outside and have him walk it off...
the point of this is that i have never been kicked out of a party and if you ask me it was pretty ****in funny at the time...
learned lesson: dogs will drink anything if you put it infront of them...
note to self: leave dog in garage next party
oh and for all you who are gonna say oh that wwas wrong and all that... you werent there so here me out... matt didnt mean for the dog to REALLY drink it hwo woulda known... the dog took about 2 licks and matt pulled the cup away cause he knew it wasnt right. its not like the dog really felt it anyways
turns out thd dog is a recovering alchoholic who just fell off the wagon.. so the dog gopes nuts with this drink.. suckin up as much as he can.. the dog gets so drunk he is spilling the cup all over the floor while walking around the house on all fours..( he may have spilled the drink cause he has no thumbs as well) but anyways, so the girl who lives at the house tweeks and decided to kick me ad my buddy out before she has to take the dog outside and have him walk it off...
the point of this is that i have never been kicked out of a party and if you ask me it was pretty ****in funny at the time...
learned lesson: dogs will drink anything if you put it infront of them...
note to self: leave dog in garage next party
oh and for all you who are gonna say oh that wwas wrong and all that... you werent there so here me out... matt didnt mean for the dog to REALLY drink it hwo woulda known... the dog took about 2 licks and matt pulled the cup away cause he knew it wasnt right. its not like the dog really felt it anyways
05-07-2005, 02:44 PM
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Re: first time in 21 years
Thats funny. One of my boys dog drinks a beer every night after dinner. He said it's harmless but what do I know I've never had a dog. Only funny bcuz the dog wasn't hurt at all though!!!
05-07-2005, 06:17 PM
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Re: first time in 21 years
i maintain it doesnt do anything to them... they have a better digestive system then we do... thats why that little mutt at all the ping pong ***** lastnight
05-08-2005, 03:57 PM
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Re: first time in 21 years
Originally Posted by nineflat
i will kick you out of my next party so, than you can post that up.
than you can talk about non-sense all over again.
than you can talk about non-sense all over again.
sad part is i showed up a week later to drop off my fork seels and you were still infront of the comp stairing like it will be better if you could make a differennt angle show
wierdo 
i seen squirrels with more nuts than you
05-09-2005, 09:31 PM
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Re: first time in 21 years
all right...the only thing i can say is.....he goes to your party with 2 girls
and leaves by him self.....So he must be gay and thats probably the only
reason y u would get kicked out of any party...DANS A
HOMO.............haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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and leaves by him self.....So he must be gay and thats probably the only
reason y u would get kicked out of any party...DANS A
HOMO.............haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
05-10-2005, 05:33 PM
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Re: first time in 21 years
Damn shawn, why you gotta talk ****? No one even brought up the fact that getting a real K9 drunk is a step up from the chicks you get with......actually that dogs *** prob wasnt as hairy
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Are you talking about Shawn leaving Shanes party a few weeks ago?? Cause I'm pretty sure I drove him home......
05-11-2005, 05:25 PM
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Re: first time in 21 years
game on
notice how shane completely avoids the male roomate comment
you need to change your profile on here for 2 reasons..... you no longer have a gsx-r and your gender is not correct
notice how shane completely avoids the male roomate comment
you need to change your profile on here for 2 reasons..... you no longer have a gsx-r and your gender is not correct
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05-11-2005, 07:57 PM
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Re: first time in 21 years
Did you drive shawn home because his tire is hanging off his car cuz he drives like a little *****, or because he was drunk? I think by drive you mean railed him in the *** with a strap on. I heard thats how he likes it, and shane buddy give it a break old man before you get excited, have a stroke and break your hip, I mean its bad enough you sold your toys because your getting too old for it.......www.scooterstore.com bud, maybe you and your roomate can get his and his scooters to match your his and his towels
05-11-2005, 11:51 PM
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Re: first time in 21 years
Originally Posted by Coastie
Did you drive shawn home because his tire is hanging off his car cuz he drives like a little *****, or because he was drunk? I think by drive you mean railed him in the *** with a strap on. I heard thats how he likes it, and shane buddy give it a break old man before you get excited, have a stroke and break your hip, I mean its bad enough you sold your toys because your getting too old for it.......www.scooterstore.com bud, maybe you and your roomate can get his and his scooters to match your his and his towels
05-12-2005, 10:46 AM
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Re: first time in 21 years
Originally Posted by Coastie
Did you drive shawn home because his tire is hanging off his car cuz he drives like a little *****, or because he was drunk? I think by drive you mean railed him in the *** with a strap on. I heard thats how he likes it, and shane buddy give it a break old man before you get excited, have a stroke and break your hip, I mean its bad enough you sold your toys because your getting too old for it.......www.scooterstore.com bud, maybe you and your roomate can get his and his scooters to match your his and his towels
ummm....do you know who you're replying to by saying that? Actually I drove him home cause he was wasted, and schooled all you ****ers in beirut. Think before you type next time coastie.....
05-12-2005, 05:36 PM
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Re: first time in 21 years
Originally Posted by dan gates
game on
notice how shane completely avoids the male roomate comment
you need to change your profile on here for 2 reasons..... you no longer have a gsx-r and your gender is not correct
notice how shane completely avoids the male roomate comment
you need to change your profile on here for 2 reasons..... you no longer have a gsx-r and your gender is not correct
