Yep thats what I said alright

 

The guy does one pass along side the jump to work out if he can get enough speed (and probably *****) to hit the "jump"... then second pass, AIRBORNE!! Funny as..

 

In the case of the car jump, it should read 'Farking little Nepalese bugger'.

Wish I'd had a vid cam when he was driving his van back from a race meeting - some stupid **** happening then.

 

Is that what you call sheep now

 

Hehe, I knew you'd like that! To be honest, when the dude driving the car, Sudeep, said he had this vid I was a little dubious. He then turns up at Riffs and White Trash's house and hands me this grimy VCR tape. We chucked it in and fucck me! Very, very, seriously funny shiit. Daft bugger!

Funny thing is I've dug up some more good **** since then as well. CDS II will kick **** in a very major way!

 

Check out 'Mind the Gap' and it was pretty cool!!:YEAH Loved the intro especially and the little gimmic scenes throughout the film, funny as.

Those boys love fire ey!!

 

haha totally! A few weeks ago they blew up a 100 litre petrol bomb! Now that was very impressive if you are a pyro!

 

Farken Kiwi's!!

I am surprised they havent burnt down the whole island yet!?

 

they have, thats why the are all moving to Australia.

Gee Mike you should have known that.

 

I am not Mr Current Affairs like I used to be...

 

the only reason i knew was my thongs were missing and there was a love bite on my leg of lamb.

 

HAHAHAHAA

 

i'll be in it....cause im........well, im me arent i, isnt that enough? ha haaaa

 

WTF is a "thong'? To the rest of the planet, it's a skimpy piece of ladies underwear.

Now what you wear in the privacy of your own home is up to you, but I wouldn't be posting it here.

 

ahhh....flip flops!

foot wear, you know the ones.....with the bit that goes through your 2 toes.

we call them thongs, as well as what chicks wear! (we are strange i know)

 

You mean jandals (or South Auckland Safety Boots as they are otherwise known)

 

Jandals BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I left my Jandals next to the chillybin

 

There was a New Zealander, an Australian and a West Indian in the waiting room of a maternity ward.

Each mans wife was giving birth.

Eventually a nurse entered the waiting room and said to all three men. "Congratulations you all have healthy baby boys,both mother and child are O.K . However I'm afraid we've had a bit of a mix up and we're not sure which baby is which.If you could follow me to where the babies are being incubated, you can please identify your own babies."

So the three men followed the nurse and entered the ward. After a couple of seconds the Kiwi came to the nurse carrying a baby.

This is definitely my baby" he said

The nurse looked at the baby, then up at the Kiwi with a puzzled look.

But surely this baby is West Indian" said the nurse.

"Yes" agreed the Kiwi "But one of those two babies in there is an Australian and I just can't take that risk!"

 

Kiwi Ventriloquist goes for a visit to an Aussie farm.......................

Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Aussie: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Aussie: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this aussie your owner?" (pointing at the Australian)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Aussie: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Aussie: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Sweet bro" (musta been a kiwi horse)
Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the Aussie)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Aussie: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Aussie: "The sheep's a fuccking liar! "

 

An Australian league player went to the doctor and said: "I've just been playing a game of league and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, arms, head, tummy - everywhere - it really hurt."

The doctor replied: "You've broken your finger."