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12-13-2005, 05:39 PM
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Joke!
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After
> looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She
told
> the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a
fortune.
>
> "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's
been
> trained to give ********!"
>
> "********!" the woman replied.
>
> "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he
said.
> The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's
true...no
> more ******** for her! She bought the frog.
>
> When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
> skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking
she
> may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
>
> In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots
and
> pans
> flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran
> downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog
reading
> cookbooks.
>
> "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
>
> The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your *** is
gone."
After
> looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She
told
> the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a
fortune.
>
> "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's
been
> trained to give ********!"
>
> "********!" the woman replied.
>
> "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he
said.
> The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's
true...no
> more ******** for her! She bought the frog.
>
> When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
> skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking
she
> may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
>
> In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots
and
> pans
> flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran
> downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog
reading
> cookbooks.
>
> "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
>
> The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your *** is
gone."
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