So I pick up my new '05 Polaris Sportsman 700EFI yesterday. Fresh outta the crate... not even a mile on the machine yet. So me and the girlfriend decide to take it up the mountain I used to live on. At 11,000+ feet of elevation, there was still snow up there.... lots of it. But I wanted to see what my new 4x4 could really do. We made it about a mile before getting stuck so bad that we had to walk back down the mountain to get a shovel. At this time, my girlfriend took off to a party and I called a buddy for help. Will showed up with his sled and hauled me back up the mountain to lend a hand. After an hour and a half of digging... freedom. Right before we took off back down the mountain, he says "try and keep up". Yeah right... a 4x4 quad vs an MXZ600 in the snow.... don't think so partner. I got about 300yards down the hill before the front end caught doing about 30mph. She tucked and rolled, with the *** end coming up and over. I didn't get thrown far enough and the rear luggage rack bent around my calf upon landing on my leg... pinning me under the quad. If Will hadn't turned around to get the quad off my leg... I'd probably still be up on that mountain. So after this long paragraph, I've got less than 3miles on my new quad and a badly bruised leg to show for it. Not to mention the bent luggage rack on the quad. Ahhhhh.... I love this sport.

-Drew

 

You been reading Carls Crash Course 101 again!!!

Least yer ok sally!!

 

Yeah, I'm okay... limpin and ****, but I'll live. I'll try to post pics of the new ride soon. Here's the model I bought....

 

Ah. new toys are great!! :YEAH
I'm glad to hear your ok and got the new bike back home.

 

stick to the bicicle thing bud.glad your not hurt or dead all that unreleased footage would never be out.o ya why would you ever get a polaris junk

 

Sportsman's have been the best selling ATV's for years. I based my purchasing decision on that.... plus it has EFI. That's very important where I ride because there's days where I'll drop or gain over 5,000ft of elevation.

 

700 twins are the ****, My dad has one, and I can rock slow wheelies on that thing all day, slower than on my Z. Glad to hear your ok, put it in low range, stand on the back rack, and crack it, it'll come up better than you think.

Bryan

 

why does it look like you have a window licker on your front rack

 

WTF is a window licker? That is a new term.

Andrew, sick quad....We were in the dealer and I was checkin those out...I really like the new design. Take it easy on that thing!

-Josh

 

my dog is a window licker...
makes me mad, leaves a mess on the window... gross!

 

holy **** u gots a ding in it already..... i know the feeling the sled has some scars from this years ride, glad ur not in the hospital though.

 

Glad you're okay main.

 

you know..the kids that ride the short busses and lick the windows

 

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....HAHAAHHAHAAHAH....THAT IS HILLARIOUS

 

Yea I've definately had my share of those. My advisor was a retard counselor person, so everyday at school there would be an army of retards down at the cafeteria (where we met each day).

They would all Hump and lick all over the vending machines.
I never bought anything from those soda machines ever again. so gross.
Please take control of your retards.

 

Wow, nice quad. Those things are bad ***. Sux u alredy banged it up.