Wednesday Humor
Wednesday Humor
. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now
that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sink ing ship and
there
was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Al abama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder...!
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sink ing ship and
there
was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Al abama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder...!
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
Re: Wednesday Humor
yup, I kept the house after the big 'D' so I am about. Just laying low until my new roommate moves in this weekend. Renovations have been going all sumer as well so focusing on that. Where in NH?
Re: Wednesday Humor
Originally Posted by superchicken
yup, I kept the house after the big 'D' so I am about. Just laying low until my new roommate moves in this weekend. Renovations have been going all sumer as well so focusing on that. Where in NH?
KB
Re: Wednesday Humor
Originally Posted by silent1
Psssh.... RI is the place to be. Nothing like sipping on some Mint Julep on your porch while watching the sailboats go by in the harbor.
Re: Wednesday Humor
and having rent that is higher than my mortgage, taxes, and insurance combined!!!!! Good thought cam.
KB, you know where I live, swing by anytime. This weekend has painting written all over it. Saturday night I will be out and about in Manch. Drop a line
KB, you know where I live, swing by anytime. This weekend has painting written all over it. Saturday night I will be out and about in Manch. Drop a line
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The view from my apartment is pretty nice. Tons of women walk by our place on the way to the Thames Street bars in the summer. We got a few to come in and have drinks with us.
I pay $600/month in rent - $1200 total. Not bad at all for downtown Newport.
I pay $600/month in rent - $1200 total. Not bad at all for downtown Newport.
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Cam- Quit yer job jumping and you'd be set. Besides most places have sweet relo packages that pay for stuff. I know your deal, just busting.
KB is right though, many ways to buy a house.
CM
KB is right though, many ways to buy a house.
CM
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