Subject: Harmful Food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience on Nutrition and said;
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed
most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Sugar rots our teeth and causes Diabetes.
Soft drinks corrode our stomach lining. Spicy dishes give us heartburn.
Many vegetables give us terrible gas pains. Undercooked eggs permit e-coli
to thrive. Milk is impossible for adults to digest. Chinese food is loaded
with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous and few of us realize the
long-term harm caused by the germs and chemicals in our drinking water. But
there
is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or
will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most
grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of silence, a 75-year-old man in the front
row raised his hand and answered, "Wedding Cake."