"I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my wife in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the neighbor's wife," she said. She was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing neighbor's wife." And then she ran into my knife...she ran into my knife ten times."



Lata,
Bri

 

The Knife situation is cracking me up right now. I think we had enough of Knifes this weekend.

Tara

 

whattaya tell a woman with 2 black eyes?



























Nothin' you already told her twice.
I'm sure everyone's heard that but people always laugh. sorry ladies!

 

what is the first thing a battered women does when she gets to the shelter?































the ****ing dishes is she knows what's good for her!!!!!

 

did you hear about the tempora house?






























its for lightly batterd women