A sign at a business establishment in Philadelphia, PA:
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>"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH A
>SINGLE AMERICAN"
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>This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in
>Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an
>inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from
>all across the country would be marching on this business... And that
>the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds
>back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the
>proprietors simply make their statement . . . We are a society who holds
>Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty . . .
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>And after all, it is just a sign.
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>You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign? ..
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>Answer:
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>A Funeral Home
> (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)