Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
> > > >>>
> > > >>> 1 cup of water
> > > >>> 1 tsp baking soda
> > > >>> 1 cup of sugar
> > > >>> 1 tsp salt
> > > >>> 1 cup of brown sugar
> > > >>> 1 cup lemon juice
> > > >>> 4 large eggs
> > > >>> 1 cup nuts
> > > >>> 2 cups of dried fruit
> > > >>> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
> > > >>> Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
> > > >>> again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
> > > >>> cup and drink.
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
> > > >>> fluffy bowl.
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
> > > >>> At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK,
> > > >>> try another cup . just in case.
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
> > > >>> and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit
> > > >>> off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
> > > >>> in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample
> > > >>> the Cuervo
to
> > > >>> check for tonsisticity.
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Next, sift two cups of salt, or
> > > >>> something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo again
> > > >>> for consistancy. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
> > > >>> nuts. Add one table. Add
a
> > > >>> spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
oven.
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
> > > >>> and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> > > >>> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose
> > > >>> Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
> > > >>>
> > > >>> CHERRY MISTMAS
> > > >>>