Do not wear a wedding dress while driving the Fiddy ....
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Do not wear a wedding dress while driving the Fiddy ....
...this is what could happen:
2 staples in the head, multiple facial abrasions, broken collar bone and cracked ribs and road rash on both arms and legs
2 staples in the head, multiple facial abrasions, broken collar bone and cracked ribs and road rash on both arms and legs
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Re: Do not wear a wedding dress while driving the Fiddy ....
Originally Posted by UNHOLY
...this is what could happen:
2 staples in the head, multiple facial abrasions, broken collar bone and cracked ribs and road rash on both arms and legs
2 staples in the head, multiple facial abrasions, broken collar bone and cracked ribs and road rash on both arms and legs
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Re: Do not wear a wedding dress while driving the Fiddy ....
Yikes man thats rough, but I gotta ask what was a grown (big) man like yourself doing wearing a wedding dress?? 
And then getting on a fifty?!?! rofl 
hope you heal up soon!
And then getting on a fifty?!?! rofl hope you heal up soon!
you beat me to it 
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Re: Do not wear a wedding dress while driving the Fiddy ....
DDDDDAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN!!! Put yo glasses back on!!!! That fiddy whooped your *** and threww you in the hospital? did you at least get any punches in? 
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Re: Do not wear a wedding dress while driving the Fiddy ....
Long story short .....i got divorced recently and ended up with the wedding dress (what was the filthy ***** gonna do with it ? use it again - nah) ...so i had plans to take a **** on it and burn it in the firepit - we were gonna video tape the whole thing ..... so i get drinking ...put on the wedding dress - can't zipper it up - have to rip out the arms ....i'm pouring beer on myself, catching pieces of it on fire ...i put on the veil and bingo ! i see the Fiddy ...now i know that the dress can get caught in it ...so i make sure to pull it way up ...well....i'm riding ....put the left hand up in the air and give the metal sign :YEAH - then BLAM ! wedding dress caught in chain, i go over handle bars ...sitting in the middle of the street ...in my underwear...blood flowing from the head ...wedding dress wrapped around my feet and bike ...now that should have been caught on tape ! Fuggin dumb *** !!
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Re: Do not wear a wedding dress while driving the Fiddy ....
Originally Posted by jdridin
no offense bro but that is some funny azz **** man. LMFAO
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no ...funny is explaining to your parents in the hospital emergency room what their 34 year old son was doing .... mother said "Well....that bitch got ya again !"
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Re: Do not wear a wedding dress while driving the Fiddy ....
Originally Posted by Kev900RR
DDDDDAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN!!! Put yo glasses back on!!!! That fiddy whooped your *** and threww you in the hospital? did you at least get any punches in?
There's nothing i can do but laugh ...because it's pretty damn funny ...my friends just about crap when i tell them what happened ...even better is explaining to people at work
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