I have to get back at my neigbors for calling the police on me for riding just in front of my house on the street, anyone have any suggestions on how to get them back good but legally. thanks

 

if it were me id probably just poop on their doorstep.... childish but fun

 

Whatever you do just remember they will probly know you did it so just be prepared for the cops to show up again but if you want the old banana in the tail pipe would be kind of funny. a oldie but goodie

 

nothing can be more childish than calling the cops. why cant they grow some nuts and come over and please ask u to stop riding in the street?? i personally would do the most childish thing in return. TP their nice house, smear **** on their garage door, or spray round-up on their grass. possibilities are endless. just keep us in the loop and make sure to take pics of the damage. :YEAH

 

OK, make a double jump right on the edge of the road, the launch ramp pointing towards their house. Make the launch ramp rediculously big and close to the landing. Borrow a friend's bike (or use your own) and launch the thing off this huge ramp. If you built the ramp right it will fly into their house and hopefully through a window or somethin. Then go and knock down most of the ramp so it seems reasonable that you'd be able to actually land off of it, when the cops come say you mis-judged the ramp and had to bail.

LOL! Uhh, a better idea is to get a bunch of the sketchiest and scariest friends ya got, then go up to the house and apologize. Hehe, be like "I owe ya an apoligy", then reach out to hug them, they'll probably run inside and call the cops. If/when they come, tell them you were tryin to apologize.

EDIT: You could always do the old Billy Madison thing, light a bag of poop on fire and wait for 'em to stomp it out.

 

Wait for them to come outside and beat em with wiffleball bats...wait...that's not legal...

 

LIKE 8:30 PM LAST NIGHT I TOOK ALL THE BAFFLES OUT OF THE THREE FIDDYS AT THE HOUSE, POINTED THE ASSENDS IN THEIR DIRECTION TURNED THE IDLE UP ALL THE WAY ON EM AND RAN THEM FOR ABOUT 40 MINUTES TILL THE COPS SHOWED UP AGAIN. I TOLD THEM I WAS CLEANING THE CARBS OUT AND I WOULD PROBABLY BE FIVE MORE MINUTES, GO AWAY

 

check your state laws for the moped loop-hole.. i found the law for georgia at http://www.municode.com/. Printed 50 copies, put one in everyone on my streets mailbox, 2 in the bitch that was calling the cops. When the cops finally came, i walked outside, showed them the law, he kept a copy and was on his way.

 

HAHAHAH u have got to be kidding me!!!! thats classic.

 

wow i'm in the same boat now. Friggin neighbor down the street called the po. What an ***, he was out trimming his bush and just staired at me as I drove by. Why can't people just ask you to stop before they call the cops? Next time i see him outside i'm gonna ask why he called and freak out on him! I move in 5 days anyways.

 

Move to a shittier neighborhood..that'll show him! Totally legal too!

 

where did you find this? i looked on that site and couldn't find any thing regarding mopeds in my state!

 

Epoxy in their car doory keyholes.

One dozen potatos in each tailpipe.

Poop on all card door handles, and all door ***** to thier house.

burn nasty words into their lawn with too much fertalizer per square foot.

nails under thier tires so when they back up they get slow leaks.

ding dong ditch.

eggs.

prepaid cell phone + thier number = hours of untraceable fun.

Fill out all the magazine cards you can find with thier address.

"Change of address form" at the post office.

Call the utilities companies and tell them "I'm moving and need my gas/electicity/phone/cable turned off next week".

BBgun + thier windows = untraceable fun

[call to local church] could you send someone over, I'd like to learn more about your religion. TO EVER CHURCH.

make a fiddy moto-x course in your front yard.

 

hook up with there daughter

 

OK FUKFACE, I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER QUESTION HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT GETTING EVEN WITH THE ******* THAT ASKED TO BORROW YOUR FIDDY FOR HIS GIRL TO RIDE AT ELKART THEN LET EVERYBODY & THEIR MOMMA RIDE IT AND IS NOW USING IT TO **** OFF HIS NEIGHBORS?? OR AN EVEN BETTER ONE HOW EXACTLY SHOULD I TELL FATBRAD ABOUT THIS ONE???????

 

OK FUKFACE, I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER QUESTION HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT GETTING EVEN WITH THE ******* THAT ASKED TO BORROW YOUR FIDDY FOR HIS GIRL TO RIDE AT ELKART THEN LET EVERYBODY & THEIR MOMMA RIDE IT AND IS NOW USING IT TO **** OFF HIS NEIGHBORS?? OR AN EVEN BETTER ONE HOW EXACTLY SHOULD I TELL FATBRAD ABOUT THIS ONE???????

 

just take ur baffle out adn ride in ur driveway or front yard



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just take ur baffle out adn ride in ur driveway or front yard



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i say you burn "STUNTLIFE" or "FIDDY" into their from yard with roundup or fertilizer. that would be kewl, take a pic also if u do it.