you bastard.....you are the one tearing up my yard!!!!! :YEAH :YEAH

 

heres where to get city ordinances for the u.s.a
www.municode.com
once you figure out how to play their game they dont want to play any more

 

Hehe..it's illegal to fart in public where I live:

(a) It shall be unlawful for any person to throw or deposit, or attempt to throw or deposit, or aid or abet in the throwing or depositing, in any public street or place or upon the person or property of another any vile, noxious or offensive smelling or injurious liquid, gas, chemical or solid commonly known or termed as a "stench bomb," in any form or device, from which a liquid, gas, chemical or solid is liberated, or is likely to be liberated, and which upon being liberated would molest, discomfort, offend, discommode or injure any person or damage any property.

 

My town tried to outlaw the use of any off-road vehicles on private property. It started because my neighbor built a 100 foot tabletop in his backyard and our neighbors hate his guts because he's the youngest guy on the block with the biggest piece of residential property. In an effort to make our jealous neighbors happy he bulldozed the jump and put away the 2 strokes. We would only ride xr100's 50's and this small atc in the neighborhood. The neighbors still bitched and tried to make a law outlawing off road vehicles. We got like 100 motorcycle riders together went to the town board which of course was going to pass this law if we didn't show up with such large numbers so we fought it and won.

 

Thanks! I printed up the state law on low speed vehicles and put one in everyones mailbox on my street!