Worst pain ever!!
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Worst pain ever!!
Well today out messin around on tha fiddy got goin bout half of second gear got a highchair, and layed back, took my hands off the bars and it fell over... i fell off and landed on my *** and when i landed it spread my *** checks apart, and lemmie tell ya it didnt feel good at all i almost cried (j/k). But yea thas my story for the day 
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Re: Worst pain ever!!
sounds like fun,i was trying to shove my fiddy in the car to day and i pulled it really hard and the damn handle bars cracked me in the f(cking nose i though i broke it because of how hard it hit me 
*** yea i checked it i swore i thought i ripped it bigger
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Re: Worst pain ever!!
I feel your pain dude, or at least i did. I was doing a WOT wheelie on my warrior, scraping mad tail wicked fast accross this gravely rocky stretch of West Bridgewater badland and i slipped ever so slighty off my seat and caught a jagged rock right up my asscrack/cornhole holy chow i couldnt sit flat on my *** for weeks and couldnt wheelie for months it was horrible, all kinds of blood in my shorts and whatnot, i'm getting the shivers just thinking about it
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Re: Worst pain ever!!
Same thing happened to me a few days back when i looped a pocketbike at about 30. I bounced on my *** for like 25 feet before i stopped. I thought for sure i tore my ***, it hurt so F'n bad. It still kinda hurts.
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Re: Worst pain ever!!
oh oh oh even better!! the hidden message: 
HAHAHA 
Originally Posted by Danimal
Well today i got goin, layed back, took my hands and spread my *** checks apart, and lemmie tell ya it feel good. But yea thas my story for the day.
Re: Worst pain ever!!
Why are you taking your hands off the bars in a 2nd gear highchair?
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Re: Worst pain ever!!
Dang dude that sucks! Worst accident I've had was when I got hit by a car that was tryin to get thru a yellow light. Stupid Mercedes skidded into me, hit my front tire/forks which tossed me on my face (I was standing up, the bike flew out from under me and took out my legs). The goddamn yuppie lady then honked her horn (after she hit me and after I got my *** off the ground) and drove off. I let her know she's number one and that was it. Bruised my leg, hurt my face, and she scratched up my freshly painted fork guards. Least the fiddy was OK.
But anyhow, Like FIVEO said, ur *** will get better. Least you didn't bust your tailbone.
But anyhow, Like FIVEO said, ur *** will get better. Least you didn't bust your tailbone.
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Re: Worst pain ever!!
Originally Posted by KOTO
Dang dude that sucks! Worst accident I've had was when I got hit by a car that was tryin to get thru a yellow light. Stupid Mercedes skidded into me, hit my front tire/forks which tossed me on my face (I was standing up, the bike flew out from under me and took out my legs). The goddamn yuppie lady then honked her horn (after she hit me and after I got my *** off the ground) and drove off. I let her know she's number one and that was it. Bruised my leg, hurt my face, and she scratched up my freshly painted fork guards. Least the fiddy was OK.
But anyhow, Like FIVEO said, ur *** will get better. Least you didn't bust your tailbone.
But anyhow, Like FIVEO said, ur *** will get better. Least you didn't bust your tailbone.
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Re: Worst pain ever!!
like being in prison!
i've seen the aftermath of this behavior.. one that comes to mind was five dudes violated a baby rapist with a mop... jail house justice you gota love it.....probably alittle worse pain than your in Danimal....maybe that will make you feel better??????
i've seen the aftermath of this behavior.. one that comes to mind was five dudes violated a baby rapist with a mop... jail house justice you gota love it.....probably alittle worse pain than your in Danimal....maybe that will make you feel better??????
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Re: Worst pain ever!!
i've seen the aftermath of this behavior.. one that comes to mind was five dudes violated a baby rapist with a mop... jail house justice you gota love it.....probably alittle worse pain than your in Danimal....maybe that will make you feel better??????
