Merry Xmas/Happy holidays = post up here.
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Merry Xmas/Happy holidays = post up here. Just wanted to wish all my fiddy brothers and sisters Happy Holidays.
Be safe, Have fun, drink a little & if you are a girl - show off your ***** - it is xmas you know.....Just Kidding.
Be safe, Have fun, drink a little & if you are a girl - show off your ***** - it is xmas you know.....Just Kidding.
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Re: Merry Xmas/Happy holidays = post up here.
haha dan...
as for me...i hope noone gets what they want. i mean we all know you all deserve a fat lump of coal.
jj
hope everyone is safe these holidays and lets all try and make it back on monday so we can make sure everyone is alright.
everyone take care.
as for me...i hope noone gets what they want. i mean we all know you all deserve a fat lump of coal.
jjhope everyone is safe these holidays and lets all try and make it back on monday so we can make sure everyone is alright.
everyone take care.
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Re: Merry Xmas/Happy holidays = post up here.
Ho,Ho,Ho, Hope everyone can keep in on the Rear Wheel, thru the Holidays. Take a Few Chances and Create Some Smiles on some Friends!! Have a Wheelie Good Christmas, "Just Wave as U, Wheelie By that Grinch in your Life"
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From: Independence MO (Kansas City)
Re: Merry Xmas/Happy holidays = post up here.
Happy Holidays to you all!! 
In honor of such I have prepared a "tweaked version" of my own work of the night before christmas... I hope you all enjoy!!
:YEAH
:YEAH
Twas The Night Before Christmas
By Derek Fugate
Fuscat on Stuntlife.com
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the garage,
not one fiddy was purring or giving out the infamous gooch massage
The empty parts bins were put out, all sitting in plain site,
With the dreams and hopes that they would be filled over night.
The riders were all in the house nestled in their beds,
While visions of stoppies and high chair wheelies zoomed through their heads.
With momma in her FOX nighty and I sipping a nice night cap
Had just settled in for that looong night’s “nap�
From out on the lawn came such a commotion,
I sprang from the bed and knocked over the rest of my love potion.
Over to the window I ran so fast,
Tore open the shutters and pulled back the sash.
The moonlight shined on the new fallen snow, I thought to myself
“New knobbies and a pair of coveralls could make for a lot of fun down below.�
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a gang of mini-bikes ridden by mostly reindeer.
With a little old man as their fearless leader so live and so quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
Expecting a sleigh, not such fine mini-bikes,
I wasn’t so sure how they’d get up on a roof of such height.
More rapid then racers, his riders they came,
He whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch and onto the roof
Lets see what your made of lets see some proof!�
Looking around at all my neighbors cluttered front lawns,
They found the makings of a vert ramp that they could jump on
So up to the house-top the riders they jumped,
Their leader looking tired, must of been Arm-pump.
And then in a moment sounds coming from the ceiling,
The rumblings of this gang riding around wheeling.
As I closed the window, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was completely furred out from head to toe,
Clothes ripped and torn, no doubt from the pavement below.
A bundle of trick parts and blingin accessories clung to his back,
He looked like an ebay peddler just opening his pack.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, he reminded me of myself;
A wink of his eye and a hand sign showing the twisting of the wrist,
Told me for sure he was a true Fiddy rider there was no risk.
He didn’t speak a word and got right on in,
Headed for the garage and filled all those parts bins.
On his way back in the house he passed by the tree,
Leaving frames, forks and swingarms, and a special set of billet wheels just for me!
He was done, his work was over, pointing a finger up by his nose,
Giving a nod and the rock on sign, up the chimney he goes.
He sprang onto his bike, to his team gave a shout,
Off the house they all jumped with perfect dismounts.
But I heard him exclaim as they all stunted out of site,
“Merry Fiddy Chrismas to all, and to all a good ride�
In honor of such I have prepared a "tweaked version" of my own work of the night before christmas... I hope you all enjoy!!
:YEAH
:YEAH Twas The Night Before Christmas
By Derek Fugate
Fuscat on Stuntlife.com
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the garage,
not one fiddy was purring or giving out the infamous gooch massage
The empty parts bins were put out, all sitting in plain site,
With the dreams and hopes that they would be filled over night.
The riders were all in the house nestled in their beds,
While visions of stoppies and high chair wheelies zoomed through their heads.
With momma in her FOX nighty and I sipping a nice night cap
Had just settled in for that looong night’s “nap�
From out on the lawn came such a commotion,
I sprang from the bed and knocked over the rest of my love potion.
Over to the window I ran so fast,
Tore open the shutters and pulled back the sash.
The moonlight shined on the new fallen snow, I thought to myself
“New knobbies and a pair of coveralls could make for a lot of fun down below.�
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a gang of mini-bikes ridden by mostly reindeer.
With a little old man as their fearless leader so live and so quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
Expecting a sleigh, not such fine mini-bikes,
I wasn’t so sure how they’d get up on a roof of such height.
More rapid then racers, his riders they came,
He whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch and onto the roof
Lets see what your made of lets see some proof!�
Looking around at all my neighbors cluttered front lawns,
They found the makings of a vert ramp that they could jump on
So up to the house-top the riders they jumped,
Their leader looking tired, must of been Arm-pump.
And then in a moment sounds coming from the ceiling,
The rumblings of this gang riding around wheeling.
As I closed the window, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was completely furred out from head to toe,
Clothes ripped and torn, no doubt from the pavement below.
A bundle of trick parts and blingin accessories clung to his back,
He looked like an ebay peddler just opening his pack.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, he reminded me of myself;
A wink of his eye and a hand sign showing the twisting of the wrist,
Told me for sure he was a true Fiddy rider there was no risk.
He didn’t speak a word and got right on in,
Headed for the garage and filled all those parts bins.
On his way back in the house he passed by the tree,
Leaving frames, forks and swingarms, and a special set of billet wheels just for me!
He was done, his work was over, pointing a finger up by his nose,
Giving a nod and the rock on sign, up the chimney he goes.
He sprang onto his bike, to his team gave a shout,
Off the house they all jumped with perfect dismounts.
But I heard him exclaim as they all stunted out of site,
“Merry Fiddy Chrismas to all, and to all a good ride�
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 697
From: Jo mama's!
Re: Merry Xmas/Happy holidays = post up here.
OMG Fuscat ... that's pure hilarity (is that even a word?). I love the "gooch massage" line. 
:
That needs to be added to some kind of museum! Great stuff man.
:That needs to be added to some kind of museum! Great stuff man.
