Top 3 Reasons AAron Colton isn't going to Qualify for StuntWars......
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Top 3 Reasons AAron Colton isn't going to Qualify for StuntWars......
In light of AAron Colton's recent attacks to my Myspace and Stuntlife accounts, i have decided that he is not going to be qualifying for Stuntwars this year......here are my Top 3 Reasons, feel Free to add your own to as why you don't think that AAron won't qualify........
1.) I think he is going to have a hard time riding his bike when his child ***** are the size of tennis ***** from me roshamboing him.......
2.) PAM, need i say more???
3.) i think he will be one tired lad from sleeping outside with our pitbull gixxie for the next 5 days.....hope it doesn't rain AAron!!!!
Feel Free to add your ideas or reasons for AAron's torture......remember the kids only 15 so they must be slightly clean.........
1.) I think he is going to have a hard time riding his bike when his child ***** are the size of tennis ***** from me roshamboing him.......
2.) PAM, need i say more???
3.) i think he will be one tired lad from sleeping outside with our pitbull gixxie for the next 5 days.....hope it doesn't rain AAron!!!!
Feel Free to add your ideas or reasons for AAron's torture......remember the kids only 15 so they must be slightly clean.........
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Re: Top 3 Reasons AAron Colton isn't going to Qualify for StuntWars......
Ha...that is great, you have a pit named Gixxie!
I'll add a reason...
You will be busy the day of the event shooting fireworks in his eyes in the pit and or what ever those fake gun things you have. I seen you almost shoot a babys eye out in Chicago
I'll add a reason...
You will be busy the day of the event shooting fireworks in his eyes in the pit and or what ever those fake gun things you have. I seen you almost shoot a babys eye out in Chicago
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Re: Top 3 Reasons AAron Colton isn't going to Qualify for StuntWars......
In light of AAron Colton's recent attacks to my Myspace and Stuntlife accounts, i have decided that he is not going to be qualifying for Stuntwars this year......here are my Top 3 Reasons, feel Free to add your own to as why you don't think that AAron won't qualify........
1.) I think he is going to have a hard time riding his bike when his child ***** are the size of tennis ***** from me roshamboing him.......
2.) PAM, need i say more???
3.) i think he will be one tired lad from sleeping outside with our pitbull gixxie for the next 5 days.....hope it doesn't rain AAron!!!!
Feel Free to add your ideas or reasons for AAron's torture......remember the kids only 15 so they must be slightly clean.........
1.) I think he is going to have a hard time riding his bike when his child ***** are the size of tennis ***** from me roshamboing him.......
2.) PAM, need i say more???
3.) i think he will be one tired lad from sleeping outside with our pitbull gixxie for the next 5 days.....hope it doesn't rain AAron!!!!
Feel Free to add your ideas or reasons for AAron's torture......remember the kids only 15 so they must be slightly clean.........
Someone will mysteriously give him two passes to go to Chucke-Cheese........he and his tandem partner would rather go there and play in the ball pit than go to stunt wars with a bunch of adults
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Re: Top 3 Reasons AAron Colton isn't going to Qualify for StuntWars......
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Re: Top 3 Reasons AAron Colton isn't going to Qualify for StuntWars......
Roadrash = Exfoliating
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From: Stuntshine State, FL USA
Re: Top 3 Reasons AAron Colton isn't going to Qualify for StuntWars......
Get him laid.
He will temporarily forget about bikes & stunting just long enough to forsake the event. Eventually, (after it is too late for SW) he will realize that bikes & stunting will only serve to garner him much more of the nanny...
He will temporarily forget about bikes & stunting just long enough to forsake the event. Eventually, (after it is too late for SW) he will realize that bikes & stunting will only serve to garner him much more of the nanny...
Roadrash = Exfoliating
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From: Stuntshine State, FL USA
Re: Top 3 Reasons AAron Colton isn't going to Qualify for StuntWars......
Besides, I would think it wise to relieve him of any sexual frustrations before leaving a 15 year old boy outside at night with only a pretty lil dog named Gixxie to keep him warm...
Roadrash = Exfoliating
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From: Stuntshine State, FL USA
