If anyone is in need of a judge for a competition just let me know...

I can spot flea flickers, power wheelies, and squid moves.

My going rate is $750-1,000 per hour per show. All accomodations must be paid for and you must pick up my bar tab. I also need a pretty model to fan me when I get hot.

Holler at a pimp.




p.s. I also take beat up, shitty, sponsor-paid-for exhausts.

 

Oh my god, thats rough. You better hurry up with this cause this thread wont last long either. $500 and we gotta deal, will you take a posted date 3 party check. I got you son.

 

Dude, Im not greedy. Give me a TLstunts.com sticker, a pink bandana, and a back rub and we got a deal!

 

AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! What a choad!!!!!! Farkin funny as hell Sticks!!

 

Call me now!!!!!!!

 

A choad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh I found it. Very Very sneaky..

 

dude you got raped
just take it like man

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I wouldn't advertise on anyones hot bike

 

Yeah yeah... blah blah blah. You are gonna have to start stealing your parts now since you lost your sponsor. Oh wait, you were already doing that WHEN you had a sponsor, my bad.

 

 

internet

so i guess tony wont be going to Kentucky. he will be hunted if so

 

Set up a fight in KY and start taking bets

 

I hope he comes to KY and makes everything right between us. If not, then there will be trouble between him and I. Im not being an internet ninja, Im just stating the facts.

 

internet

there a fight?

 

the whole thing was gay

 

What was gay?

 

the whole transaction was

i would not do you like that sticky

 

Yeah, I know that. I dont know what makes people think they can screw their friends over? Its not like he wont ever see me again.