A good one
05-10-2004, 02:19 PM
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A good one
Reminded of a military joke just now
All the heads off all the armed forces are having a drink and arguing over which service's members are hardest. The marine Commandant calls of a private and says, " Private I am going to take your service weapon and shoot you in the head with it" and he does. The private doent even flinch and falls over dead. The Officer says " That boy had *****".
The Navy's top Admiral calls over a Seaman and tells him, "Grab a shot of that chain and jump in, dont come up until I tell you!" The young seaman does so and drowns. The Admiral says " Not only did he die but he killed himself thats *****"
This continues with tanks and airplanes until finally the Coast Guard Commandant calls over the most junior Seaman Apprentice in the service.
He says " Hey E-2 grab that bucket and swab and swab these decks!"
The Seaman walks over......Kickes the bucket over and says " **** you im not doin it"
The Admiral turns the the rest of the brass and says, "Now that mother ****er had *****."
All the heads off all the armed forces are having a drink and arguing over which service's members are hardest. The marine Commandant calls of a private and says, " Private I am going to take your service weapon and shoot you in the head with it" and he does. The private doent even flinch and falls over dead. The Officer says " That boy had *****".
The Navy's top Admiral calls over a Seaman and tells him, "Grab a shot of that chain and jump in, dont come up until I tell you!" The young seaman does so and drowns. The Admiral says " Not only did he die but he killed himself thats *****"
This continues with tanks and airplanes until finally the Coast Guard Commandant calls over the most junior Seaman Apprentice in the service.
He says " Hey E-2 grab that bucket and swab and swab these decks!"
The Seaman walks over......Kickes the bucket over and says " **** you im not doin it"
The Admiral turns the the rest of the brass and says, "Now that mother ****er had *****."
05-10-2004, 02:31 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by Angel Of Death
that's some funny **** dude. i wish i was a private again, no responsiblity, nothing expected of me. i'd probably take that bullet to, i'm hard as ****!
05-10-2004, 02:36 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by tt600guy
and no pay...*** that
05-10-2004, 02:44 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by Coastie
See that doesnt apply to me really, on top of my 1500 base, I get 270 for food, 1300 for BAH, 200 for cola, and a couple other things. Like 3200 a month as an e-3. thats pretty damn good I think
05-10-2004, 02:47 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by Angel Of Death
Where the hell are you stationed? I wanna make buku money and still be home? boston?
05-10-2004, 02:49 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by Coastie
Im stationed in the hamptons. Its great, I get paid well to drive around in the beautiful weather, with the beautiful boats and tons of hot chicks every where. (boarded tara reid last season) Not to mention the best parties in New York
05-10-2004, 02:50 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by Angel Of Death
what the hell am i doing in Armenia? YOu have the f'ing life. you have an apartment too i bet
05-10-2004, 02:52 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by Coastie
Kinda, its a 2 bedroom ranch near the water, with dock rights, central air and a huge friggen yard. But I mean your job must have its perks right ?
05-10-2004, 02:54 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by LadyAliKat
holy **** i had no idea coast guard had such killer benefits!
05-10-2004, 03:17 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by Coastie
Kinda, its a 2 bedroom ranch near the water, with dock rights, central air and a huge friggen yard. But I mean your job must have its perks right ?
ps jk some of us get all the perks some of us get ****ed on a regular basis
05-10-2004, 03:30 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by Angel Of Death
i hate you. hate you hate you hate you
ps jk some of us get all the perks some of us get ****ed on a regular basis
ps jk some of us get all the perks some of us get ****ed on a regular basis
cough cough ABU GHRAIB cough cough
05-11-2004, 04:23 PM
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Re: A good one
Abu is just where i'm stuck suffering the consequences for the stupid people, all of whom are gone from this post. o well, i guess it could be worse 
If all goes well, I'll get my E5 soon :YEAH
If all goes well, I'll get my E5 soon :YEAH
05-11-2004, 04:31 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by DR650SE
Abu is just where i'm stuck suffering the consequences for the stupid people, all of whom are gone from this post. o well, i guess it could be worse
05-14-2004, 04:56 PM
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Re: A good one
Originally Posted by Coastie
Well not everywhere, but here, its wicked nice. I have to go for real though, I am gonna drop a new engine into my buddies sand rail, then hit the dunes. Nice talkin to y'all, my aol is uscg17m@aol.com thats my screen name too, feel free to chat with me any time.
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