A Cork radio station (in Ireland) was running a competition - words that weren't in the Dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"

Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."

DJ: "Dave, what is your word?"

Caller: "Goan spelt G O A N, pronounced 'go-an'"

DJ: "We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, Goan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?"

Caller: "Goan **** yourself!"

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"

Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."

DJ: "Jeff, what is your word?"

Caller: "Smee spelt S M E E, pronounced 'smee.'"

DJ: "We are checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?"

Caller: "Smee again! Goan **** yourself!"

 

 

lmao

 

Dave is marked for termination

 

lol

 

oh ****, the terminator iz BACK