What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

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Old Jan 18, 2008 | 11:06 AM
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What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

The good ones squirt when you eat 'um
Old Jan 18, 2008 | 01:57 PM
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

True, but I really think it all depends on how you eat them. lol
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

What do you call the area between a womans ***** and ****?

A waist.
Old Jan 19, 2008 | 10:08 AM
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What do you call the useless skin around the *****?




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Old Jan 20, 2008 | 01:19 AM
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Why do they call it a waist?
You fit another set of **** there
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

huh...fruity womanhaters
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

Why shouldnt you ever buy your women a watch?











Theirs one on the kitchen stove.
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 02:54 PM
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i MAKE BITCHEZ CRY SERIOUSLY!!!
Old Feb 22, 2008 | 03:30 PM
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

Why don't women need drivers licences?









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Old Mar 2, 2008 | 12:57 PM
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?


those are all halarious!!
Old Mar 22, 2008 | 08:48 AM
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

Originally Posted by illegal_skillz
Why don't women need drivers licences?









There are no roads between the living room and the kitchen


Bwahahahahahaha !!!
Old Mar 22, 2008 | 08:54 AM
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Very good, keep 'em coming!!! After some Coffee I might be able to pull a joke or 2 from this head of mine too
Old Mar 24, 2008 | 02:31 PM
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

why do women wear perfume and makeup?






cuz they're stink and they're ugly!

heehee
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

Originally Posted by Grip72
why do women wear perfume and makeup?






cuz they're stink and they're ugly!

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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

Durty,
that is friggin halarious!!
I'm still laughing
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

DURTY hahahaha that was a lame joke though i gotta say

i rmbr dlish would post up threads like this 3 or 4 times a day with diff jokes.
then they kinda dissapeared
Old Mar 30, 2008 | 11:29 PM
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

I sit here and laugh my *** off most of the time and if im not lol I have a grin on my face.
Old Mar 30, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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I can't stand it!!
That pic of Ponch with your a *** on it just friggin cracks my up
Old Mar 30, 2008 | 11:36 PM
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The Joke

It's that funny *** pic that is killin me!!
Old Mar 30, 2008 | 11:40 PM
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Re: What do pussies and grapefruits have in common?

Why can't Helen Keller drive?


Cause she's a woman...



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