When have you eaten **** so hard that you remember it forever?

Ive wrecked so much that it took me a while to figure this **** out but I finally narrowed it down to this one:

I was like 12 or something like that and I got a brand new pimp *** pedal bike. It even had the plates over the wheels. I was blingin. We're talking high class **** here. Well anyways it came in a box and i had to put that bitch together. Once I was done it was time for test drive. I take it outside and everyone was there. My parents, sister, ROB OUTERMOST and his punk as brother MIKE. So i take it down the street and come back pedaling like a champ. My feet where moving like the matrix. When it comes time to slow down I hit the brakes and ohhh ****. The brakes where gone. Normally you can just put your feet down or coast that bitch out but I paniced and ran right into the damn fencing hauling ***. I flew and racked the **** outta my nuts!!!!!!!! I screamed like a little girl so loud. Damn I think I pissed blood for a while after that ****. Damn that was one hell of a wreck. Wish I had that **** on tape.

next.........

 

well... pedal bike.......... i was ridin my huffy up and down the block, and you know how the curb slopes down for driveways? i went and did a pop a wheelie off one of those............ didnt come up very far.......... so i did it again harder, came up a lil higher......... 3rd (and final time...........) i yank on that mother goin as fast as i can........ i looped the bike out, landed on the back of my head, knocked myself out cold.............

 

you all were there when i ate ****!!!! Going around that damn s turn at alexander and hit the fu**en second left going north slammed my front brake on the concreat ditch and low sided the bike...... got a hole in my knee the size of a fifty cent piece and all i remember from it was billy saying is it in your leg? So he riped my pants pulling the centerstand out and the rest was me going to the hospital for 4 stitches and gimping it for a month. THANKS AGAIN outermost for being there when i wrecked . i felt like such a ............whats the word i'm looking for ROOKIE

 

thanksgiving day my sophmore year of highschool , went for a lil dirt bike kicker session with my bro b4 dinner and i huched this kiker in 6th when i thought it was 5th and it drug the frame rails as i went up the face of the jump, so the nose pitched in realy hard and i just stayed on the bike for the ride( and style points) and ragdolled all over the place , but before i fell off of the bike the bar end hit me right in the chest pro and cracked my sternem, hurt like hell to breathe for like the next 2mo and all the doc did was give me a damn ace bandage to wrap around my chest

 

the damn cut on my starfish from the last wreck is definately up there though. That bitch hurt like hell. Taking a **** has never been so shitty

 

my r1 stoppie at about 60 and got tank slap as soon as i brought it up it got nasty but i am ok

 

TO MANY TO LIST .. I THINK THE BEST WAS WEN I GOT REARENDED AT A STOP LIGHT AT 70mph THAT SUCKED BIG TIME BROKE MY BACK

 

Ran into a truck doing ???mph on Montano on my way to High School. First bike (600 ninja) only had it 3 months...No broken bones and my head never hit the ground. Walked away from that one, LUCKY!!!

 

I was out riding South U on my friends dirt bike a year and a half ago. I was hauling *** around all over the place wearing my helmet, jeans, and a tee-shirt. out of nowhere the biggest god damn hole i've ever seen popped up right in front of me and i froze, freaked out, NAILED the front brake and ate ****. i dont remember much after that except that i hit that front brake so phucking hard i was going to fly over the handlebars regardless. man i was flying like superman, had my arms outstretched and everything. broke my foot in five places and rashed up my entire left side.

 

OH AND THERE WAS THAT TIME WITH THAT ----- LETS JUST SAY RENTED BLAZER IN MASS THAT SOME HOW HIT THE TREE HEAD ON AT 65 THAT SUCKED . NOTE TO SELF............. (NEVER LET A DRUNK 15 YEAR OLD DRIVE) THAT **** HERT REAL BAD ..NO SEAT BELT HEAD WENT IN TO THE WINDSHEELD AND THE MOTOR ENDED UP IN BEETWEN US SCARY **** TO HOBBIL AWAY FROM .....

 

I was 15.my friend called me and informed me he just got a new dune buggy thing(street legal,pretty bad ***)I flew over to his house on my 93 KX250.I was in 6th booking it,he came out of the driveway of his house FLYING,he made a right,and I just moved to the left and was going to pass.He was still spinning his tires from the right turn,and then the car hooked left and I T-boned that buggy at the top of 6th gear pinned.I just remember getting up,and having a massive headache.I lost my lid cause i used to never strap it down,and my friend thought I was dead.I got up,looked at my arms and body and started freaking out.Then I picked up my bike and the bars were twisted really bad.I had hit his front left tire,and it bounced me way up,and surprisingly didnt break any bones,and the bike just needed some new bars.I never hung out with that dude again.

 

God so many wreaks dirt and street. Edog seen most of them, i think the ones that hurt the most were when i broke my rib and punctured my lung and when i cased a double and pancaked the ground at northern. but edogs wreak into the fence was some funny *** **** he just kept screaming dad dad dad. and i remember when he jumped to grab onto a tree branch and his hands slipped and he ate ****, it knocked the wind out of him. Good times

 

last march the 28th to be exact...was doin a christ on my pedal bike (my only bike) was gettin down from the little frame under the seat and my foot slipped off the pedal landed on my knee..torn acl,broken leg,and torn ligaments....

 

I rember one time I was on my diamondback and I was being stupid, I was like 7 or so, and I took my hands and feet off the bike and I fell backwards and the back tire was chewing up my arm... Kinds like E-dubs bike did to his neck... that was the last time I said... "look no hands or feet!!!"

 

hey edub--brandon emailed you askin about your shaving technique,about using a razor,a sharpened spoon,anything else but a dunlop...

gimme a holla dude===

 

 

damn that sucks

all that from a pedal bike

 

E-dub shavin with a Dunlop!!! Thats some funny sh*t!!!

 

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when i was 5 i was such an icey hot stunta and i faceplanted into a 304 moega whirly :\