Woman's Prayer Vs. Man's Prayer

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Old 11-13-2003, 10:01 AM
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Woman's Prayer Vs. Man's Prayer

This is cute....

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who's loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.


MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge ***** who owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen.
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Old 11-18-2003, 12:37 PM
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on this forum I might add a sport bike instead of a boat....or both!
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good one moe!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-18-2003, 01:16 PM
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he he, I thought it was cute!

I shoulda thought LunaChic to change it from boat to bike! Duh!!!!!!
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hey moe when are you coming this way to party?
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Soon I hope! I'm poor right now!
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cute prayer . . . to bad it's true
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Old 11-19-2003, 01:09 AM
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moe, its not to much for spending money out here
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i pray for a girl who is a ****
get on your knees and cluck cluck cluck
that rhymes not real it never will, to bad for that man you railed failed!
now your stuck with the clap
hey isn't this a nice rap?


ok i'm bored! it happens
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I like mine better! ha ha
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hey fraser where have ya been, what to much shbooms lately?
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