Originally Posted by bigwillystyle

I was riding my little polini in front of my mos house doing little wheelies for my sisters and ****, and then this police k-9 unit in an SUV comes on and turn his red and blue lights on and beeps his siren so I instantly nail the throttle and tear off down the street. the cop gets up real close though and almost ran me over so I carved to the left real hard and did a you turn and headed back towards the house. by this time he had done a 3 point turn and was closing back in on me so I couldn't stop I had to just twist the throttle even HARDER!!! as I went back by my house my sisters were screaming and my mom was crying so I lifted a wheelie and they cheered a little! So i continued to hammer the throttle and cut this way and that, trying to do everything I can to lose this sob but he just keeps comin'. I couldn't get away on the straightaways so I'd take every turn I could and make as many U turns as possible. He was on the bullhorn yelling for me to stop threatening to run me over and kill me if I didn't stop! and that just made me twist the throttle even harder! Every time I would carve a turn or do a u turn I would hit the throttle so hard my rear tire would break loose and peel out for 35-42' until it hooked up again and launched me into a little power wheelie. The cop was startin to get good at using the E-Brake to spin around real quick though so I had to think of somethin else. I knew this one place where a lot of squireels live so I decided to go by there first, then I went down this street where there's this sharp turn and a BMX jump over a creek so I hauled *** and hit the jump at like 70mph and did I one handed look back whip and flipped the cop off while clearing the creek. As I was flying through the air and looking back while flipping the bird and whipping it, I could see the seething anger in the cops eyes as he mashed the throttle and tried to go for it! When the cops SUV hit the dirt jump he just plowed the jump down and crashed into the creek! I went back to the house and hid the bike in the back yard then me and my brother went to check out the accident and help the cop out but his dog was in the back and would bark very angrily every time we'd go near so we just had to leave him sit there in the freezing cold water until help arrived. He even had a broken jaw from where the airbag deployed! They never found out it was me riding the bike and the cop got suspended without pay for chasing without reasonable cause!

Originally Posted by bigwillystyle

I was riding my little polini in front of my mos house doing little wheelies for my sisters and ****, and then this police k-9 unit in an SUV comes on and turn his red and blue lights on and beeps his siren so I instantly nail the throttle and tear off down the street. the cop gets up real close though and almost ran me over so I carved to the left real hard and did a you turn and headed back towards the house. by this time he had done a 3 point turn and was closing back in on me so I couldn't stop I had to just twist the throttle even HARDER!!! as I went back by my house my sisters were screaming and my mom was crying so I lifted a wheelie and they cheered a little! So i continued to hammer the throttle and cut this way and that, trying to do everything I can to lose this sob but he just keeps comin'. I couldn't get away on the straightaways so I'd take every turn I could and make as many U turns as possible. He was on the bullhorn yelling for me to stop threatening to run me over and kill me if I didn't stop! and that just made me twist the throttle even harder! Every time I would carve a turn or do a u turn I would hit the throttle so hard my rear tire would break loose and peel out for 35-42' until it hooked up again and launched me into a little power wheelie. The cop was startin to get good at using the E-Brake to spin around real quick though so I had to think of somethin else. I knew this one place where a lot of squireels live so I decided to go by there first, then I went down this street where there's this sharp turn and a BMX jump over a creek so I hauled *** and hit the jump at like 70mph and did I one handed look back whip and flipped the cop off while clearing the creek. As I was flying through the air and looking back while flipping the bird and whipping it, I could see the seething anger in the cops eyes as he mashed the throttle and tried to go for it! When the cops SUV hit the dirt jump he just plowed the jump down and crashed into the creek! I went back to the house and hid the bike in the back yard then me and my brother went to check out the accident and help the cop out but his dog was in the back and would bark very angrily every time we'd go near so we just had to leave him sit there in the freezing cold water until help arrived. He even had a broken jaw from where the airbag deployed! They never found out it was me riding the bike and the cop got suspended without pay for chasing without reasonable cause!

Originally Posted by bigwillystyle

I was riding my little polini in front of my mos house doing little wheelies for my sisters and ****, and then this police k-9 unit in an SUV comes on and turn his red and blue lights on and beeps his siren so I instantly nail the throttle and tear off down the street. the cop gets up real close though and almost ran me over so I carved to the left real hard and did a you turn and headed back towards the house. by this time he had done a 3 point turn and was closing back in on me so I couldn't stop I had to just twist the throttle even HARDER!!! as I went back by my house my sisters were screaming and my mom was crying so I lifted a wheelie and they cheered a little! So i continued to hammer the throttle and cut this way and that, trying to do everything I can to lose this sob but he just keeps comin'. I couldn't get away on the straightaways so I'd take every turn I could and make as many U turns as possible. He was on the bullhorn yelling for me to stop threatening to run me over and kill me if I didn't stop! and that just made me twist the throttle even harder! Every time I would carve a turn or do a u turn I would hit the throttle so hard my rear tire would break loose and peel out for 35-42' until it hooked up again and launched me into a little power wheelie. The cop was startin to get good at using the E-Brake to spin around real quick though so I had to think of somethin else. I knew this one place where a lot of squireels live so I decided to go by there first, then I went down this street where there's this sharp turn and a BMX jump over a creek so I hauled *** and hit the jump at like 70mph and did I one handed look back whip and flipped the cop off while clearing the creek. As I was flying through the air and looking back while flipping the bird and whipping it, I could see the seething anger in the cops eyes as he mashed the throttle and tried to go for it! When the cops SUV hit the dirt jump he just plowed the jump down and crashed into the creek! I went back to the house and hid the bike in the back yard then me and my brother went to check out the accident and help the cop out but his dog was in the back and would bark very angrily every time we'd go near so we just had to leave him sit there in the freezing cold water until help arrived. He even had a broken jaw from where the airbag deployed! They never found out it was me riding the bike and the cop got suspended without pay for chasing without reasonable cause!

Originally Posted by Reyals Bemus

Yeah I evaded the cops once when they pulled onto this road, and I was on my CRF150. I was rolling towards them so I just did a 180 burnout, whipped around, and took off onto this trail a bit down the road. I saw them floor it behind me so I REALLY hammered my poor 150, flying like 70 MPH down this really narrow road. I was quite scared. But I ended up hitting this bump (at 70 MPH) and it was perfect: I whipped to the right, basically did a 5-ft jump in front of the cop, and smashed my suspension when I mashed down onto the trail, which was too tight for the cop car to follow. For a week after that incident, I was scared shitless whenever I saw a cop car.

Originally Posted by $$$$DINO$$$$

well i gat $700 in fines last month..

Originally Posted by wonderbread

i call

Originally Posted by bigwillystyle

I was riding my little polini in front of my mos house doing little wheelies for my sisters and ****, and then this police k-9 unit in an SUV comes on and turn his red and blue lights on and beeps his siren so I instantly nail the throttle and tear off down the street. the cop gets up real close though and almost ran me over so I carved to the left real hard and did a you turn and headed back towards the house. by this time he had done a 3 point turn and was closing back in on me so I couldn't stop I had to just twist the throttle even HARDER!!! as I went back by my house my sisters were screaming and my mom was crying so I lifted a wheelie and they cheered a little! So i continued to hammer the throttle and cut this way and that, trying to do everything I can to lose this sob but he just keeps comin'. I couldn't get away on the straightaways so I'd take every turn I could and make as many U turns as possible. He was on the bullhorn yelling for me to stop threatening to run me over and kill me if I didn't stop! and that just made me twist the throttle even harder! Every time I would carve a turn or do a u turn I would hit the throttle so hard my rear tire would break loose and peel out for 35-42' until it hooked up again and launched me into a little power wheelie. The cop was startin to get good at using the E-Brake to spin around real quick though so I had to think of somethin else. I knew this one place where a lot of squireels live so I decided to go by there first, then I went down this street where there's this sharp turn and a BMX jump over a creek so I hauled *** and hit the jump at like 70mph and did I one handed look back whip and flipped the cop off while clearing the creek. As I was flying through the air and looking back while flipping the bird and whipping it, I could see the seething anger in the cops eyes as he mashed the throttle and tried to go for it! When the cops SUV hit the dirt jump he just plowed the jump down and crashed into the creek! I went back to the house and hid the bike in the back yard then me and my brother went to check out the accident and help the cop out but his dog was in the back and would bark very angrily every time we'd go near so we just had to leave him sit there in the freezing cold water until help arrived. He even had a broken jaw from where the airbag deployed! They never found out it was me riding the bike and the cop got suspended without pay for chasing without reasonable cause!

Originally Posted by wonderbread

i call

Originally Posted by Rick Huling

was your bikes name the general lee sounds like every episode of the dukes