So I'm taking online courses through the American Military University starting June 7th. I had all my community college (haha) credits transfered, the college I took in Japan transfered, and the 15 months of instruction I got from the Marine Corps (what was ACE accredited only) and guess what?

I'm 57 credits down and 63 to go towards my BS in Criminal Justice w/ concentration in Forensics!!!!

I am so happy right now. I can't wait to college edumcated!

 

so r u telling me when your back in america you can tell me how to beat forensic dna **** and how to change my exisitng fingerprints and ****. ohhhh boy
lata,
mike

 

We'll work something out dude, just shave your entire body and buy a box of laytex or nitrile gloves before you decide to do anything stupid. trust me

 

So, uh, hypothetically, how would I get rid of this, I mean, a body that happened to show up in my, uh I mean, a bathtub?

 

god damn cops are way to tricky now, no matter what you do your gunna leave something behind, god damn tiny evidence

 

Ain't it funny how they can always find a murderer if they try hard enough, but they can't find the dipshit that stole my bike 2 years ago?

 

You're all confusing real life police with CSI - Miami. Ask you're local PD what DNA is they'll tell you it's when you're caught drunk driving.

 

yea that's what the problem is, if i were to do something illegal, theyd decide to pull out all the stops, but if something happens to my ****, they do nothing

 

just don't **** your pants. you'll never go back.

 

Were you that kid that **** his pants in class?

 

He still does it daily.

 

Single-handedly keeping Fruit Of The Loom in business?

 

I really was