Who Down With The Blumpkin???

KrazyWhite Rich · 02-23-2005, 11:36 AM

Who has ever gotten a BLUMPKIN before?

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shiny side up · 02-23-2005, 10:24 PM

Thats some funny shit, I have never heard of anyone actually getting one before. If there is someone out there that has, the chick must have been real nasty.

kraZWhItEbOyFaN · 02-24-2005, 06:57 AM

what the hell is a blumpkin?

Crazy Grape · 02-24-2005, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiny side up

Thats some funny shit, I have never heard of anyone actually getting one before. If there is someone out there that has, the chick must have been real nasty.

You think?

Crazy Grape · 02-24-2005, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by kraZWhItEbOyFaN

what the hell is a blumpkin?

I'm not touching that one .. you underage!

Ever hear of the internet? LOOK IT UP!

flsweetpeach · 02-24-2005, 09:17 AM

Gross

Mr.Gix · 02-24-2005, 10:16 AM

Here you go Kate. Straight from urbandictionary
. Blumpkin, The
Involves having a ***** suck you off while you're on the shitter.

Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter.
Source: CrAzYgIdEoN, May 19, 2003

Mr.Gix · 02-24-2005, 10:20 AM

try this one nexr time Rich

Blumpkin Huricanrana
This is when a girl proceeds to give u a blumpkin while you are standing up. You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong. If done correctly she should have your intials tatooed on her face.
Damn yo, last night this girl was givin me a blumpkin when i pulled a huricanrana on her face.
Source: TimmyHomeless, Feb 11, 2003

Crazy Grape · 02-24-2005, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Gix

Here you go Kate. Straight from urbandictionary
. Blumpkin, The
Involves having a ***** suck you off while you're on the shitter.

Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter.
Source: CrAzYgIdEoN, May 19, 2003

.

That's just wrong!

Crazy Grape · 02-24-2005, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Gix

try this one nexr time Rich

Blumpkin Huricanrana
This is when a girl proceeds to give u a blumpkin while you are standing up. You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong. If done correctly she should have your intials tatooed on her face.
Damn yo, last night this girl was givin me a blumpkin when i pulled a huricanrana on her face.
Source: TimmyHomeless, Feb 11, 2003

Thats like a combo blumpkin, mushroom stamp, and ... something else ...

KrazyWhite Rich · 02-24-2005, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by flsweetpeach

Gross

at one time you were the master of the blumpkin. and don't try denying it. LOL

kraZWhItEbOyFaN · 02-24-2005, 03:10 PM

so today i learned alot of things...1. a blumpkin is giving head to a guy takin a shit? ew so fin gross...2. a fellatio is another word for head...3. if u rotate 360 degrees while gettin a blumpkin u can put ur initials on the gurls forhead if done correctly....4. flsweetpeach was once the master at it...5. a combo is another type...6. "mushroom stamp"...7. u guys r really nasty....8. where do u come up with this shit? so lets see i learned 7 things today and it wasnt even from school...AaaaaaaaaaaaaaMmmmmmAaaaaaaZzzzzzIiiiiiii iNnnnnnnGgggggg!

Mr.Gix · 02-24-2005, 03:14 PM

and hoagie will teach you that stuff hands on if you want. :YEAH

kraZWhItEbOyFaN · 02-25-2005, 10:39 AM

hmm..well im sure u have experience..how was he? i mite have to try his teachin out..

Mr.Gix · 02-25-2005, 10:40 AM

He wasn't bad for a Hoagie.

kraZWhItEbOyFaN · 02-26-2005, 12:35 AM

i dunno..ill have to talk to my lawyer...

02-23-2005, 10:24 PM	#2
shiny side up Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Milford, PA Age: 30 Bike: 03' GSXR 600/96' XR 100/05' GRIZZLY Gender: Male Posts: 135	Re: Who Down With The Blumpkin??? Thats some funny shit, I have never heard of anyone actually getting one before. If there is someone out there that has, the chick must have been real nasty.

02-24-2005, 06:57 AM	#3
kraZWhItEbOyFaN Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: dubtown, jerzeyyy Age: 22 Bike: hmmmmmm Gender: Female Posts: 1,090	Re: Who Down With The Blumpkin??? what the hell is a blumpkin?

02-24-2005, 09:17 AM	#6
flsweetpeach Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tampa, FL Age: 30 Bike: none Gender: Female Posts: 30	Re: Who Down With The Blumpkin??? Gross

02-24-2005, 10:16 AM	#7
Mr.Gix Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Lehighton, Pa Age: 30 Bike: 03 GSXR 600 / 01 f4izzle /02 TTR 90 01 400ex Gender: Male Posts: 12,362	Re: Who Down With The Blumpkin??? Here you go Kate. Straight from urbandictionary . Blumpkin, The Involves having a ***** suck you off while you're on the shitter. Bob had diarheaa problems, but the blumpkin made him feel much better while he was at the shitter. Source: CrAzYgIdEoN, May 19, 2003 __________________ If you can't race it or take it to bed, it ain't worth having.

02-24-2005, 10:20 AM	#8
Mr.Gix Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Lehighton, Pa Age: 30 Bike: 03 GSXR 600 / 01 f4izzle /02 TTR 90 01 400ex Gender: Male Posts: 12,362	Re: Who Down With The Blumpkin??? try this one nexr time Rich Blumpkin Huricanrana This is when a girl proceeds to give u a blumpkin while you are standing up. You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong. If done correctly she should have your intials tatooed on her face. Damn yo, last night this girl was givin me a blumpkin when i pulled a huricanrana on her face. Source: TimmyHomeless, Feb 11, 2003 __________________ If you can't race it or take it to bed, it ain't worth having.

02-24-2005, 03:10 PM	#12
kraZWhItEbOyFaN Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: dubtown, jerzeyyy Age: 22 Bike: hmmmmmm Gender: Female Posts: 1,090	Re: Who Down With The Blumpkin??? so today i learned alot of things...1. a blumpkin is giving head to a guy takin a shit? ew so fin gross...2. a fellatio is another word for head...3. if u rotate 360 degrees while gettin a blumpkin u can put ur initials on the gurls forhead if done correctly....4. flsweetpeach was once the master at it...5. a combo is another type...6. "mushroom stamp"...7. u guys r really nasty....8. where do u come up with this shit? so lets see i learned 7 things today and it wasnt even from school...AaaaaaaaaaaaaaMmmmmmAaaaaaaZzzzzzIiiiiiii iNnnnnnnGgggggg!

02-24-2005, 03:14 PM	#13
Mr.Gix Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Lehighton, Pa Age: 30 Bike: 03 GSXR 600 / 01 f4izzle /02 TTR 90 01 400ex Gender: Male Posts: 12,362	Re: Who Down With The Blumpkin??? and hoagie will teach you that stuff hands on if you want. :YEAH __________________ If you can't race it or take it to bed, it ain't worth having.

02-25-2005, 10:39 AM	#14
kraZWhItEbOyFaN Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: dubtown, jerzeyyy Age: 22 Bike: hmmmmmm Gender: Female Posts: 1,090	Re: Who Down With The Blumpkin??? hmm..well im sure u have experience..how was he? i mite have to try his teachin out..

02-25-2005, 10:40 AM	#15
Mr.Gix Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Lehighton, Pa Age: 30 Bike: 03 GSXR 600 / 01 f4izzle /02 TTR 90 01 400ex Gender: Male Posts: 12,362	Re: Who Down With The Blumpkin??? He wasn't bad for a Hoagie. __________________ If you can't race it or take it to bed, it ain't worth having.

02-26-2005, 12:35 AM	#16
kraZWhItEbOyFaN Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: dubtown, jerzeyyy Age: 22 Bike: hmmmmmm Gender: Female Posts: 1,090	Re: Who Down With The Blumpkin??? i dunno..ill have to talk to my lawyer...