for only $49.95 you can have your very own Patrick Stephens Freestyle start up kit.This kit includes a P.S.F. t-shirt, clown glasses, pimp bracelet, and a hawaiian necklace. thats right folks, for only $49.95 you to can be a pimp like Patrick Stephens.Act now and we will include free to you the all new "Players Handbook" written by Patrick Stephens himself! with 69 pages of how a pimp should act, and how to be a pimp, and well folks just flat out pimpin it!!

So if your fed up of looking like a newbie, wearing those other guys stunt shirts, or just plain fed up, then pick up the phone or email today for your very own Patrick Stephens Freestyle kit.And take advantage of the "style" you will have. this is a limited time offer.

A 100% satisfaction guarantee!!!!!

here is a few reviews from previous buyers of the P.S.F. kit

**Thanks P.S.F. for your pimp *** kit! Now i can stunt like the best and the ladies dont care about my beat up bike. They only look at me and think "damn thats Patrick Stephens pimpin it over there". When its really me wearing the new kit!!!!and not to mention the hand book helped me keep the ladies in line in my time of need!!! thanks Patrick!!**

** Yoooo!!! this kit is off the hook man!! the hand book is tight!i never knew that it took that much too pimp it.now i have the all the ladies at club hollarin at me. and with the P.S.F. kit it really helps too. thanks bro!!**

So call or email now for your very own Patrick Stephens Freestyle kit TODAY!!

 

lmao oh shazam ! i dont care who you are thats funny right there. !!!!!!!!!!!

 

bing bing bing bing bing....you are definitely gay....you will never have any ladies hollarin (sp) at you.....hahahahahahahahah



dat is funny rit thur

 

larry tidwell, i show you had purchased 2 P.S.F. kits already.i think you ordered another kit just for the handbook. I do believe you can just purchase the handbook for $19.99.you know that the kit wont help with your racing, right! i dont think there is anything that can help YOU with that.stick to basketball, or football.

 

This kit also works for the ladies…

Thanks P.S.F.! My man was good, but he just wasn’t pimp enough. So, I purchased one of you startup kits and with the help of your kit and especially your Players Handbook, now he is so pimp-o-licious. I just can’t keep my hands off of him. Thank You P.S.F.

 

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i dont care who you are thats funny right there

 

thank you ladies and gentelman for your support and testimonials on the new P.S.F. kit that we have just wanted to lower the price to $39.95. that is right folks, prices have been slashed to $39.95.....because this kit is in high demand that we can now offer this kit at a lower price! and not only that but there is free shipping!

so if your tired of going home after the clubs and being lonely, or you cant get that front wheel up and keep it up then act now for our blow out price of $39.95!!!!!you wont be disapointed!

if there is any more testimonials, please feel free to write us and let us how you feel!

we look forward to your satisfaction!!!!

 

So this is what you got me for my birthday?

And yea your right Pat - that is funny right there.

 

Does the players handbook come with an index for quick and easy reference in sticky situations...i.e. the P.S.F. Dance Face....Look even the ladies are picking up on it...

 

here @ Patrick Stephens Freestyle we strive to accomodate everyone.we are trying out a new line of P.S.F. kits for the females. no feed back yet but we are sure to have the it available to the ladies very soon. let me give you a little preview of the product and the sale.

** here it folks! once again P.S.F. is at it again. We brought you the Patrick Stephens Freestyle kit and players handbook, and guaranteed full satisfaction. And with the number of sales, along with all the positive feedback we are now going to sell a P.S.F. kit for the ladies! thats right this ones for you ladies. the all new P.S.F. Crunch Berries Kit!!! how about that...
now ladies you too can pimp it just like one of the crunch berries do.Thats right ladies, we have a full kit that will guarantee satisfaction.This kit includes, wig of your choice, a pair of implants, the tightest shortest most revieling outfit we have to offer for your size.can you believe that?!?! now ladies you can go out in "style" like all the crunch berries do. and be a part of the clan. now i bet your asking how much it is..well should we say $79.95? nooooo.....how about $69.95??? still nothing......well if this wont blow your mind, how about 4 easy payments of $29.95? there it is folks. you have it. so ppick up the phone and make your order today!!call within the next 30 minutes and we will throw in an all inclusive trip to Patrick Stephens house where he will put you to work in his factory, and on his tool bench!! thats right ladies you will be by his side and doing what you do best!you dont want to miss this oppurtunity!

CALL NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

 

I can't believe how the Crunch Berries Kit changed my life. I went from Sleeping on the streets and not knowing the true meaning in my life to being at the top of my game. The wig was essential in creating my new look, but the implants really did the job. :happyguy And after being put to work at the P.S.F. workshop I believe I've learned the necessary tools to finally be something. :SPLAT: Thanks Patrick Stephens...I owe it all to you!

 

there you have it folks!!! another very, very, very satisfied customer! P.S.F. will not stop till everyone is fully satisfied!as you can see from the testimonial that she was one of the lucky people who made a change and is now on her way to the TOP!!!

so if you need more proof on how amazing this kit is, well then you just better purchase it and find out for yourself...

till next time ladies and gentelman, P.S.F. is here for you, on you, and in you!!!

 

ladies when you win the free trip to paradise i.e. ( my house )

here is were you will be spending most of your time !
only when you have the p.s.f. starter kit can you have this experience of a life time.

notice the mirrors above the bed so you can watch the master at work .

then when i feel you are up to par i will turn the spinning disco ball and light on and you will witness the original hucklebuck !

 

LOL, i'll pick mine up from the Home Office in Crowley, Texas LOL

 

Well done Pat... do you take reservations?

 

man thats funny right there i dont care who ya are if you dont thinkn that funny you need to get the hell outta here scooter

 

well looky what we have here!! our good ol door to door sales man...RYAN CRAMER!!!!!!!! this man is dedicated here folks.he goes on the road and travels around for Patrick Stephens Freestyle. he is our top seller and has lots of feedback with the P.S.F. kits. so if you see Ryan Cramer out in your area, invite him in and show him hospitality!!! thank you folks.

 

hell yeah!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

RAINMAN, WE MISS YA BUDDY, its not the same anymore